stolen from an african land chased out of a bar. I saw my friend tonight. So don't push to far

That's supposed to work like...it's been said by me so many times that it's a joke. Kind of like the "Al Bundy High School football era" thing.
I've peaked, I know it. But it's all I've got.

Don't defend yourself, man. Play like redrum and make fun of his mom.

Oh man, now you've asked for it!!!!!!

you mother not only swallows...she Gargles!
:shrug:

(I told you I was a pu$$y)

BTW... Another Buttweiser just put me over the $85 mark on the minibar. I'm looking to go for three digits tonight, folks!

Vote for my next minibar infraction:
Miller Lite (can)
Heineken (bottle)
Chivas (tiny bottle)
Butterfinger (bar)

You two have something in common. Then again, he wasn't drunk when he laid some fat chick.

Chicks! :whackit:

Expense account, bro.

Plus, this is (a suburb of) Dallas. They don't sell that chit in certain counties.

(bytheway, not proud)

I guess I should feel special then. He wanted it bad enough to lie for it.

Anyway, weren't we talking about your mom or something?

My company would never pay that much for alcohol. Does the hotel list it separate, or is it all just included under the room?

Ah, the old reverse-bag. Nice move, EnDelt. Like Steve Martin's "twenty insults about my nose" move in Roxanne. Well played.

BTW, your mom needs that boil on her ass lanced.

and someones calling my name from the back of the restrant

It makes me feel better about myself. Otherwise, I don't think I could cope.

Wait, what's going on here. Is this a hijack in the making?
EnDelt ,did you bone Luv or something? Or is this the reference to the old 2 billion posts thread about her and WTF was that guy's handle?
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