C'mon man, you know you like it when you stand up and look in the toilet and a beast is looking back at you.

I usually have a wipe forever poop though; hate those.

The worst is when they're standing up in the hole and they're above water.

:shudder:

well, with my afore mentioned prostrate problems joined with some nasty IBS, all I have looking back at me after several minutes of labor, is a bowl of dark grape koolaide

If you had your own theme music, what music would be playing while you pooped?

I'm thinking mine might be We Are the Champions by Queen

Grape GATORADE. GATORADE.

Damnit n00bs, LEARN YOUR LEXICON! Otherwise I'm going to stab you in the face.

I had some chinese, but likely won't crap til mornin.

Flight of the bumble bee - by Rimsky

Oh, sorry. I wasn't trying to reference anything, I was just making shit up......


Punny

Dont count on it, Chinese food is the enemy of poop.

You think that now, but I actually tried to crap in a public s**tter to that song and it's just not possible. I had to wait for the song to be over so I could do my thing.

See, it doesn't matter if the two things actually tie together or not, you make it happen by using the Lexicon.

For instance, if anyone ever says "cat", it's obligatory that someone else mention "a bowl of antifreeze" within 5 posts or someone else must mention "this place has lost it's burst".

lately I've been feeling the urge to purge when I hear the chief's fight song.

Ahhh, ok,




is there a list somewhere

I could show it to you but then I'd have to kill you.

Truth be told it's how we know who is and is not a n00b.

Just pay attention and when you see something you don't understand ask. Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid n00bs who ask them.