I guess Dartgod does sound better than Bowlinggod, you could go with Noncontactsportgod :) Joking aside thats very cool.

I should just change it to Beergod, since that's what they both have in common.

:BLVD:

Pretty good rolling for 5 years off the game :clap: :clap:
Bowling I'm not so good... best 190.

but... Snooker that's another story.

Saturday, HemiEd, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!

Sorry the best you could hope for would be Beerpeer. God status in that sport is much tougher to reach!

I suck at bowling. I got lucky one night and bowled a 215, but then my next game was a 102 and then a 79.


Very inconsistent. I suck but its fun.

best i have ever bowled was a 257. AT one point i was consistently around 200s. i need to start bowling again, i had forgotten how fun it is.

I thought this thread was about my weight.

HEY-OOOOH!!!

Spare-spare-strike-gutterball

The ball went in the gutter, alot.

Hell, I thought it was his dream girl's measurements.

Does it count if you run down and kick the damned pins over because the ****ing ball just won't go straight? If not then no, I'm not very good at bowling.

I hope your house catches on fire. Just to see if you pick up a hose.

Oh yeah, 'cause when was the last time you saw 206? :D

morphius
damn, now I know he is gonna sit on me next time we meet.

Nice one.

I'm going to sumo your ass right to the ground and fart on your head next time I see you.

And to answer your question, I see 206 every time I get on the scale. Unfortunately, it ususally never stops there.

Now get me some pie.