If you like anarchy, make me a mod. I'm rarely here and don't give a flying f*** what any of you say or do. As to bannings, it's all very impersonal to me. Just point your pitchforks and torches at the offending poster and I'll whack him/her in a heartbeat. Course I'm not here often so you'll have to be patient, which I know is difficult when the feeding frenzy starts.

RJ for absentee, disinterested, unfeeling mod.

Thanks for your confidence in me, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. But frankly, Mr. chagrin is right. It's apparent that this issue is bugging him and I would never want to do that because he is a stellar poster of great skill and intelligence. The fact is that I don't need to be a mod or assistant mod or mod intern or anything like that. Mr. Simply Red is a far better choice and, right here and now, I want to take back everything I said about him being a dirty commie and stuff.

Maybe I can just be a rat or snitch or mod informer or something like that. Far less responsibility and I can still turn people in for official banning. Under cover, like.

FAX THE JUST A REGULAR POSTER FOREVER

LMAO You really need to come around more often.

"hollowed grounds"...WTF?...I guess CP moderators require and deserve their own foxhole!!

So eh, we need someone who can be a mod...be here a lot...and active in the community. But not someone who is really close with a lot of people.

Good luck on that search.