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Rain Man 07-24-2007 06:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Actually, since it's Solanaceaeflatu[/b]phobia[/b] Wouldn't it just be the formal latin version of Phil's tomato sharts?
I always thought that was just the fear of being near phobia when he's eating tomatoes.

Fire Me Boy! 07-24-2007 06:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
I always thought that was just the fear of being near phobia when he's eating tomatoes.
Wouldn't that be Solanaceaeflatuphobiaphobia?

Fire Me Boy! 07-24-2007 06:36 AM
I'm really confused.

kepp 07-24-2007 06:44 AM
I did that in 6th grade gym class once (not really because of tomatoes though...I didn't want to stop playing dodgeball)...had to throw away my underroos.

But doing it at the family table...niiiiiiiiice.http://www.futuretg.com/FTOSX/2004/img/s_klumps.png

stumppy 07-24-2007 06:49 AM
Never trust a fart after you reach 40 years old.

Redrum_69 07-24-2007 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?


I'd advise your guests from now to stay clear of the home-made ketchup....

Chief Henry 07-24-2007 08:50 AM
What color was it ?

Chief Pote 07-24-2007 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Chief Henry
What color was it ?
:hmmm: sick just sick.

booger 07-24-2007 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Henry
What color was it ?
Rhonda reports the racing stripes were a shade of rust. Sorta brownish red.

booger 07-24-2007 11:18 AM
(Ron White voice) they call me tomater salad.

booger 07-24-2007 11:23 AM
shlippitty shlollpoty shlillpitty shlooooooop. Phil can't tell a fart from a poop.

BigMeatballDave 07-24-2007 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
Good Lord, dude. I can't imagine a grown person crapping their pants.
You've never had the shits/diahrrea then...

BigMeatballDave 07-24-2007 01:34 PM
Tomatoes, tomatoes, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you shart...

Phobia 07-24-2007 04:46 PM
I'm eating cheese today. It's just a coincidence though. I've had 100% dry farts since the incident last night.

FWIW, I can't believe this crappy thread is still on the front page.

Smed1065 07-24-2007 04:48 PM
Phobia gives a shit at least.


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