Dammit,...BRB.

:::

Thank you sir

Sometimes I like to go about 2 weeks. Cuz then when I go out to the bar, I have so much pent up sexual frustration that I become much hornier than normal. I am not a large hornball compared to most drunk guys at the bar, so that helps me succeed and get laid more effectively. The more horny you are at the bar, the more you will try and hit on broads, which equals more chances to get lucky.

Plus, your load is Peter North-esque.

It's like a firehose.

my hand is very beautiful.

you don't have to cuddle after you **** yourself.

Yeah. 'Cuz talking about it on a google-cacheable open forum ISN'T weird. ROFL

And I've never had to try to talk myself into it, or told myself I had a headache, or a period, or I was too tired.

My hand is calloused.

How often will Halfcan masturbate
while watching Favre cut up the Chiefs secondary

As often as possible.

you're reeruned