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boogblaster 03-30-2008 08:34 AM

At a brothel in Mexico ... she was ridin' a burro ....

BigMeatballDave 03-30-2008 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 4656879)
Ever heard of a Glory Hole?

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4656898)
Yeah, I met your wife at one.

Ouch. LMAO

Sully 03-30-2008 08:45 AM

My wife and I went to high school together, and dated for several months our senior year. She was gorgeous, funny, smart... and more than just a small amount of the time... she was a raging bitch (she'll admit it). So we broke up before prom, I ended up going with a friend, and she went with a guy she ended up with for 7 years.
Had to sit next to her at graduation, which I was so pissed about, and she antagonized me the whole time in very small ways. But then she moved away, and I didn't talk to her for 7 years.
So 7 years later, I'm dating this girl, who I'd been dating for several years, but made sure to let her know almost daily that I wasn't her boyfriend. She calls me one day and says, "Guess who I saw on our high school alumni website?" and tells me about my ex. We laugh and I pretend that I wasn't interested, and then hang up the phone and sign in to the site. Within a couple of days, my ex emailed me, and we went to have drinks. By the end of that night, it was all over. I got home and was a mess. I called another ex girlfriend, who I had maintained a friendship with, and told her about it and she told me, "Everyone could always tell there was something just a little more about you and her than there was the other girls you dated."

So I went ahead and married her. It helps a lot that she isn't the raging bitch she was in high school, but kept all the other great stuff. I definitely married up.

milkman 03-30-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 4656643)
Yep. Buehler too.

You met Da Face's wife in college too?

Small world.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-30-2008 09:50 AM

I found mine in Pen 32!

milkman 03-30-2008 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 4656999)
I found mine in Pen 32!

Was she a squealer?

Sure-Oz 03-30-2008 10:26 AM

Met my gf at buffallo wild wings with a huge group gathering for the playoffs a year ago, watching the colts vs pats game..

she was a friend of my friends friend...we talked a bit there. then 2 weeks later at a SB party she showed up again with her friend. Talked a bit more (got her #) and then i asked her out a week or so later.

DaFace 03-30-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 4656971)
You met Da Face's wife in college too?

Small world.

Well, actually, that's true. However, he didn't marry her like I did.

(Buehler and I went to the same school.)

Direckshun 03-30-2008 11:08 AM

Match.com.

Not even kidding.

OnTheWarpath15 03-30-2008 11:35 AM

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[GOATSE] I met my "life partner" here: (NTTAWWT) [/GOATSE]

stlchiefs 03-30-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4657097)
Match.com.

Not even kidding.

Which commercial are you in?

Sure-Oz 03-30-2008 12:16 PM

My friend met her bf off match.com and broke up after 6 mo's, but that was before the 6 mo's free bs

he was an assclown, but she is a dumbass

Direckshun 03-30-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stlchiefs (Post 4657166)
Which commercial are you in?

I'm the black guy.

milkman 03-30-2008 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 4657126)
[GOATSE] I met my "life partner" here: (NTTAWWT) [/GOATSE]

While a future (albeit remote) possibility, I'm betting it's more likely he met his "mate" by googling "vibrator".

Skip Towne 03-30-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 4657193)
While a future (albeit remote) possibility, I'm betting it's more likely he met his "mate" by googling "vibrator".

Where is Goatse? His name is gone from the member list.


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