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I went to college and got a job as a software engineer. Here's some advice though, it's called birth control. Here's a formula to illustrate:
More kids == Higher expenses |
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I just learned this trick recently on how to stretch the bucks at the movie theater.
I pay for a movie at the movie theater and watch it full. Regardless of the outcome, I complain to the manager about how horrible the movie was and how it did not meet my qualifications as a good movie. In return, I receive movie passes to watch another movie. Then I'd do the same, and I repeat in a cycle, having only paying for that first movie. The $12 I spent on the first movie can stretch out for years, saving me millions. |
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Same works for the soda but I wouldn't recomend trying both at the same time...:evil: |
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I got $100 that says we don't have a Rausch pile on now. Hmmmmm..........
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I steal a lot of crap off the internet. I haven't paid for a comic book in years. Not that I read all that many, anyway.
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Oh, and steal your neighbors' unsecured internet access. Then you can use that free internet to look at free porn. That's cheaper than children. |
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