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kstater 10-03-2008 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5079171)
Amid all of this talk about love and jealousy, recognize that more than 50 percent of marriages end in divorce anyway, and dating is probably more like 90 percent. The odds say that you should go all out on this and worry about nothing, because you'd hate to break up at some point and then think, "Why didn't I (expletive) (expletive) her (expletive) (expletive) and then (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) her?"

Really no other way to say it. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but only a select few will let you stick your dick in another woman while sucking your balls.

ToxSocks 10-03-2008 05:05 PM

Alright, so lets say my wang is out and this thing is full bore, any good ideas on positions and how to transition into them? I have plenty of ideas, but im sure this place has some shit i've never heard of.

luv 10-03-2008 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079192)
Alright, so lets say my wang is out and this thing is full bore, any good ideas on positions and how to transition into them? I have plenty of ideas, but im sure this place has some shit i've never heard of.

A threesome a bore? Dude....

btlook1 10-03-2008 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079192)
Alright, so lets say my wang is out and this thing is full bore, any good ideas on positions and how to transition into them? I have plenty of ideas, but im sure this place has some shit i've never heard of.

I'm not sure why you are worried about positions? Just get it done don't worry in the middle you won't even be thinking about positions. Get it started and things will take care of themselves.

Priest31kc 10-03-2008 05:11 PM

my god, you are a lucky lucky man. take advantage of this opportunity. my girl doesnt even like me looking at porn, she hates it. theres no chance in hell, ever, that she would let me have sex with some other chick in front of her.

then again, i would never let her do that with some other guy, it would ruin the relationship and it would never be the same. we're pretty much married and we got a kid and another on the way, so we're very close and even the thought of her doing some other guy, hurts pretty bad, so i understand where shes coming from.

but damn your lucky.

Buck 10-03-2008 05:12 PM

I think the girls should be experienced enough to know what to do once the thing has started.

One should be on ball duty at all times.

kstater 10-03-2008 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079192)
Alright, so lets say my wang is out and this thing is full bore, any good ideas on positions and how to transition into them? I have plenty of ideas, but im sure this place has some shit i've never heard of.

Dude your biggest problem isn't going to be positions, it's going to be making it long enough to get into the second girl.

ToxSocks 10-03-2008 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5079201)
A threesome a bore? Dude....

I didnt mean boring, i meant completely engaged.

Buehler445 10-03-2008 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079062)
It's going down at my place. I plan on having them both wear my chiefs jerseys so i could have some great pics to remember. The only thing hotter than a girl in a jersey is two girls in chiefs jerseys. I told my girl and said no problem.

Do you have a pool? If so, getting into an itty bitty bikini and chillin in the pool should do it.

ToxSocks 10-03-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5079209)
Dude your biggest problem isn't going to be positions, it's going to be making it long enough to get into the second girl.

Im hoping alcohol helps me out

Buehler445 10-03-2008 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079216)
Im hoping alcohol helps me out

"Change positions" a lot. Just stopping for a few seconds will help a lot.

kstater 10-03-2008 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 5079214)
Do you have a pool? If so, getting into an itty bitty bikini and chillin in the pool should do it.

I don't think putting him in a bikini would help the mood of the two women.

Buehler445 10-03-2008 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5079223)
I don't think putting him in a bikini would help the mood of the two women.

I was talking about him....:D Kidding.

But I think it would help to get smashed just chillin in the pool, then you're close to naked and it would smooth the transition.

Lonewolf Ed 10-03-2008 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079040)
Basicaly, Some how my penis needs to make its way out of my pants with out it being akward

What are they expecting, a three way debate?

luv 10-03-2008 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jesus (Post 5079216)
Im hoping alcohol helps me out

I have always been under the impression that alcohol definitely does not help you keep it up longer.


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