A) You really should be attributing these articles to their author in the post
B) Chad Pennington would have been destroyed by now, not to mention speculating on how he would change the season is reeruned.
C) LJ still sucked ass.

Good. It's entertaining. I enjoy the fact that you hate me so much. Are you just seething with fury over my posts?

Good old Miami. Good old Chad.

Miami opened the season losing at home to the Jets, down 20-7 until a trash time touchdown. Pennington threw 43 times to get those 251 hard-won yards, an interception, and two TDs, both to tight ends, which just proves the game is so easy to Chad Pennington he doesn't even bother with the receivers.

Pennington followed up this magnum opus by leading his team to a 21-point drubbing by league superpower Arizona. Pennington played admirably, completing 10 passes for over one hundred yards. The performance is even more impressive when you consider three of those receptions were for about 20 yards. Pennington was pulled in favor of Chad Henne once the team went down 31-3.

Pennington did pretty well in week three, throwing for more than two hundred yards. Ronnie Brown's 5 touchdowns surely were set up by the Patriots fear of Pennington's rocket arm. Pennington leads his team to win the day against the Patriots with brilliant direct snaps to the running back. This seemed to be the key to a Pennington-led team pounding the defending AFC champions.

Following the bye week Broadway Chad lead his team to a circus-like 17 point outburst against San Diego. Once again the opponent was so intimidated by Pennington that Miami scored one of those touchdowns on a direct snap. Still, under his steady leadership the Dolphins were able to put on an offensive display, scoring two touchdowns in the same game. Pennington must have had a psychological effect on San Diego's offense, causing their third down percentage to decline to 25%. Pennington also held LaDanian Tomlinson to 35 yards on 12 carries.

Clearly, Chad Pennington has made this league his b*tch, and is hate-fucking it just to make his other b*tches jealous.

How exactly did you and Mecca become "high ranking members of the board?"

QFT... and your version is more entertaining. :hmmm:

You're ****ing shitting me. You think there are significant differences between our offense under Gailey and our offense under Solari? You're ****ing high. I can't belive you actually attempt to represent yourself as someone that knows anything about football.

Are you also angry at me?

I see Clayton ignores the questions about the part of the post he left off.

Hum, lets see it was negative about LJ....

ROFL

I usually don't respond to your posts, because I don't speak your langauge, but I'll respond to this one.

1. I didn't agree with Nick's take whatsoever.
2. I didn't really think it was accurate at all.
3. I thought people here would just laugh at it.

In the end, it got posted anyway, and I get ridiculed. That's OK. It meant someone clicked over to our fabulous website. So, I win either way.

Booyah.

Besides trying to run the freakin' option against the Raiders and one drive against Denver, name a few, please. The 3rd/4th quarter drive against the Broncos last week was completely different than what we've been doing the past few years... besides that, it all looks the same to me.

Clayton why did you leave the LJ part off the article

Nevermind someone else asked

Angry isn't the right word. Annoyed perhaps. You're like a cloud of gnats...annoying but ultimately insignificant.

May I be excused from the thread? I wouldn't want to leave without your approval.

Oh, sure. I guess.