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ChiefsCountry 12-17-2008 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5305825)
Can you get laid if you have TFS?
Do you like the butt secks, bc that is what happens with TFS.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-17-2008 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by RedBull (Post 5306099)
So Hamas..where would you rank me as a fan? Am I suffering from TFS? If so, do you reccomend that I kill myself?
It would appear as though you have Stage II TFS. There is a 72% cure rate. You will be forced to watch tape of the 1994 49ers for three weeks as videotherapy.

I suggest that you get your things in order, for if you continue to say things like Dorsey is a bust, your TFS may be present in the frontal lobe, which would indicate euthanasia as the only course.

Your TFS Primary Care Counselor will be OnTheWarpath58.

OnTheWarpath15 12-17-2008 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5306194)
It would appear as though you have Stage II TFS. There is a 72% cure rate. You will be forced to watch tape of the 1994 49ers for three weeks as videotherapy.

I suggest that you get your things in order, for if you continue to say things like Dorsey is a bust, your TFS may be present in the frontal lobe, which would indicate euthanasia as the only course.

Your TFS Primary Care Counselor will be OnTheWarpath58.
Goddammit.

It's finals week.

I need someone that has a better chance of being cured.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-17-2008 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 5305926)
running games and defenses more important than franchise QB's?

Hmm. yep. I do. See Dan Marino. See John Elway's first 3 SB teams. See all three of the Giants SB winning teams. See Pittsburgh.

unless you really think Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger are truly elite QB's. In which case I don't know what to tell you.

Franchise QB won't get you squat if you can't block anybody, tackle anybody, or run the ball.

That being said, I'm not against drafting a QB, I just don't think it's all that wise to take one at the top of the draft.
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ArrowheadHawk 12-17-2008 05:52 PM
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luv 12-17-2008 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5305884)
What about going to games even when your team sucks?
?

StcChief 12-17-2008 06:04 PM
Now that Carl is gone effective 31-Dec-08 I will go back to being a "REAL" fan and show up when I want. :D

Carlota69 12-17-2008 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5305807)
I love Playoff Births.

They're much less messy than human births.

:p
Are you saying our season is an abortion?

Oh..yeah, nevermind...

HemiEd 12-17-2008 06:22 PM
I prescribe Hamas should be strapped to a chair with his eyes taped open. Not to be released until he has watched every Marvy Levy, John Mackovic, Paul Wiggin and Frank Ganz coached Chiefs game, back to back. Then, as a refresher, 3 years of Herm ****ing Edwards on FFWD.

10-6 will then seem like a cool evening breeze, after a hot summer day.

Chris Meck 12-17-2008 06:25 PM
Oh, what the hell. Let's go ahead and draft Schuler in the first. Oh, I mean Mirer. I mean Klingler. I mean Harrington. No wait, I mean Carr. DOH! I meant Leaf! Or...

I will forever maintain that a high #1 pick on a QB is the riskiest pick there is. I have watched so many fail. If that's what we do, well, I'll cross my fingers and hope for the best, but I don't agree that it's the wisest plan of attack.

Baby Lee 12-17-2008 06:28 PM
Do you thank spending decades wading through franchise QB contracts spent on, JaMarcus Russell, Vince Young, Matt Leinart, Cutler, Alex Smith, Carson Palmer, Byron Leftwich, David Carr, Joey Harrington, Michael Vick, Chad Pennington, Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Daunte Culpepper and Ryan Leaf is worth the chance to get the Manning brothers.

There are teams that found themselves on premier WRs and QBs, it's the Lions, Cardinals, and the Vikes of the 90s.

Adept Havelock 12-17-2008 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 5306264)
I prescribe Hamas should be strapped to a chair with his eyes taped open. Not to be released until he has watched every Marvy Levy, John Mackovic, Paul Wiggin and Frank Ganz coached Chiefs game, back to back. Then, as a refresher, 3 years of Herm ****ing Edwards on FFWD.

10-6 will then seem like a cool evening breeze, after a hot summer day.
That seems reasonable. Force him to watch every game from '73 until '89 in a continual loop. :thumb:

HemiEd 12-17-2008 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 5306286)
That seems reasonable. Force him to watch every game from '73 until '89 in a continual loop. :thumb:
All in favor say I!

Baby Lee 12-17-2008 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5305884)
What about going to games even when your team sucks?
The manner in which you bitch about your team is much more important than whether or not you actually support them.

Oh. and your a mindless sheep who lines corporate pockets regardless of quality.

DeezNutz 12-17-2008 06:55 PM
The new scarlet letter of the Planet. TFS.

May I help pin them on?


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