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aturnis 01-21-2009 06:58 PM
The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.

kstater 01-21-2009 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by kobebehar (Post 5413709)
Lol, uhm, well.

Ive been called Master, Daddy, Sir.... Ive beaten, spit on, peed on, held a knife to girls' throats....

All at their request.

Why on earth would you guys not do these things you guys bring up if the girl wanted it? I mean seriously, people.
Sounds like you're with some classy women.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413659)
Crazy? Bat-shit crazy:

Was with a girl that wanted me to bite her and draw blood... I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that but I'd give her a good chomp or two on the neck/shoulder.
She wasn't pleased with my effort and wanted to show me how she liked it.
When her canines pulled out of my shoulder, blood running down my chest, and this tingling feeling in my neck; she got the **** out of my apartment real fast.
Oh shit I knew a chick like that, she told me about it beforehand and I basically stopped talking to her.

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 5413720)
The biting thing isn't too weird either, until you get to the drawing blood part. **** that. I'm down for a lot of shit, but I'm not going to mame anyone.

No other dudes(or dicks, can't have any hermes)
And stay away from my asshole.
Also foot fetish and piss and shit fetishes are ****ed up too. nothing like that.
It took me a while to let her go near it but I'm glad I tried it.
It has become sorta routine.
Each his own.

aturnis 01-21-2009 07:01 PM
I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.

Valiant 01-21-2009 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5413666)
You should've yelled "Marco" and "Polo" to each other.
Until he heard a man's voice that said Polo..

keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:03 PM
The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.

kobebehar 01-21-2009 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5413721)
Sounds like you're with some classy women.
*insert obvious your mom joke here*

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5413745)
The asshole thing reminds me, also had a chick that just begged me to let her give me rim jobs.
feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.

Valiant 01-21-2009 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5413719)
It happens. Every girl I've ever dated or slept with....has had divorced parents or a ****ed up family. I just give off the safe, protective vibe I guess.
Married women love me for some reason.. And when I get drunk, I love them back..

luv 01-21-2009 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 5413738)
I now feel compelled to make a list of all possible sexual acts, and cross off the ones I would or have done. Then, with the remaining ****ed up shit, make some sort of pre-sex disclaimer to hand out to the chicks I might find myself boning.
I can picture it. Things are getting hot and heavy. SHe asks you if you have a condom.

"Yes, but, while I'm getting it, would mind to read through and sign off on this list of will and will not dos?"

luv 01-21-2009 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5413751)
Married women love me for some reason.. And when I get drunk, I love them back..
Bad. Very bad.

aturnis 01-21-2009 07:07 PM
Crazy bitches love me too, dunno why. Anyone ever have to deal with cutters? I've usually found out after the fact, but I've been with at least 5 of em...and had a bunch more chomping at the bit for a piece of my flesh rod. ****ing nuts.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:07 PM
Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.

keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413749)
feels pretty relaxing.. only way I can describe it.
I didn't say no to that one.


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