Originally Posted by Pittsie (Post 5633722)

I'm a COD guy, but 50 is solid.

My favorite ex moment was almost convincing one, in the middle of the day, to get her 1st tat. This is the same girl that tried to jump from my moving car (probably going 20-25) when blitzed.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5633726)

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...


GAY!!!!

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633695)

In case anyone doesn't realize the true accomplishment this really is...

When Emily and I stopped dating...she blocked me from Facebook...now, many of you probably don't have Facebook but that's a pretty big gesture in my world! What did I do that was block worthy!?!? That was the question I often asked myself...to which she would reply with..."you'll probably post something ridiculous on my wall that I don't want everyone to read..." Which is probably 100% true.

Anyways...I challenge any of you to find someone else who has been blocked by a person on Facebook yet continues to be able to have sex with that person...it's like having sex with your stalker...generally, you only block someone on Facebook if that person is creepy or a stalker...so lets assume I'm a creepy stalker...I'm a creepy stalker who gets the deal done!

and GD I just rubbed my balls and now I have emily juice all over my hand again!

Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5633732)

This a redneck/trailerpark of the year award nomination in the making?

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633731)

It was a game that stemmed from football practice in high school...

My friend Steve rubbed his finger on his butthole or something and apparently his finger smelt like total shit...

Sean and Steve proceed to trick Andy (gullible) with the chocolate/vanilla trick...

Steve goes..."Andy, I think it smells like vanilla, but Sean thinks it smells like chocolate, what do you think?"

Andy smells Steve's finger and has a shocked expression on his face...and exclaims..."It's poop!"

Pretty funny moment in my life.

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 5633735)

If you are not yet, without help you are a rapist in training. Seek help.

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633718)

This isn't some random ho...this is my ex-girlfriend who has blocked me on facebook!

Of course when we first started dating she dropped the bomb on me that..."oh yeah, we can't have sex for a week because I have chlamydia..."

In which case I replied..."what about your boyfriend?"

To which she said..."Oh, we haven't had sex since my birthday (like 9 months ago) and that she got it from her ex over Thanksgiving..."

To which I reply with...

"Oh."

But thanks for the heads up...

Of course if I was going to get any STD...chlamydia would be my choice. Antibiotics for a week and boom! Gone.

Of course T-Smash allegedly has HPV...just about every girl in Normal has something, though. The STD rate is off the hook in these parts!

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633738)

Well considering this happened in a college town with a college girl...I don't really see the correlation.

Slut moment, douchebag moment, these work a little better than redneck or trailer park...

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5633736)

I'm so glad that I settled down w/ a good, mature man.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5633736)

I'm so glad that I settled down w/ a good, mature man.

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633740)

ROFL

You're right, I have really psychotic tendencies.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 5633743)

No.

If you date a one-legged midget, she doesn't go from a one-legged midget to "my ex-girlfriend", she's still a one-legged midget who just so happens to to be your ex-girlfriend.

This is just a random drunk ho. You dated said ho at some point, but that doesn't change her status as an RDH.