Also, did she have to bring it up or did you remember?

Well to be fair it could be worse. At least you didn't forget your mistresses birthday, if you did you might have ended up with 2 to the chest and 2 to the head.

You know when you're not in the office for 3 weeks, you really don't think about the date too much. I really did think TODAY was July 9, not yesterday. Luckly, I go back to work Monday (which I know know is July 13!)

It wasn't until I got online this morning that I realized that I had the dates wrong. She never said a word, but that in itself isn't too surprising as we quit buying each other gift several years ago.

The tail-between-the-legs phone call was made early this morning. (wow...I know there will be a comment about that made!)

Not wanting to remind her she's getting older is just so sweet.











































ROFL

Be honest and tell her while you were busy and forgot the actual day you knew it was coming up. Apologize and then offer to do whatever she'd like for her birthday. It's not too late to celebrate.

Since you're already in the doghouse, you might as well get her drunk and try for the unspeakable act....