I've been called for jury duty twice, but never served. The first one was a sexual assault case that was plea bargained just before it was to go to trial. The second was a business suing another business over a failed product launch. I knew one of the witnesses for the defense so I was dismissed. What made me mad about that was they knew I knew a witness, yet I had to sit through the entire attorney Q&A of potential jurors.

Just do what i do when i had jury duty i just only got 4 hours sleep after getting off work. So i told the judge that due to my diminish mental state i feel i can't fairly give focused attention to the case. They let me go.

We're through 30 potential jurors............of 124 people. FML


and my name still hasn't been called.

ROFLROFL

Sounds like it's county... At least it's not federal.

Cakn Patna!

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Take one look at the defendant and tell the attorney that he just looks guilty. You're done.

I said I love cops and would never ever believe that they would lie under oath.

Defense attorney dismissed me in 5 seconds.

Lmao I was about to suggest the same thing.

Walk in naked holding a sign over your genitals that says "I hate black people." This can be particularly effective if you're African American.

I was on jury duty last year for 6 months. Had to call in every weekend to see if I needed to report.

Since South Dakota is mostly made up of law abiding citizens I only had to report once. They were doing a medical lawsuit case that was supposed to last a week. The list of witnesses had at least 12 doctors on it.

Praise the lord they picked a jury before my name was called to go up and get interviewed. 5 days of medical testimony? Jeesh.

I got picked.......JFC.

And just to show you how long it's going to be without giving away to much.......it's a ****ing murder trial.

Your job will pay your salary while you're on duty right?

Wow. I can't wait to hear some details after the trial is over.