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BucEyedPea 01-26-2011 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 7384426)
That's all well and good, but the person you would need to sell that to is the person you're with, and good luck with that.
And I bet most people that say monogamy is outdated would probably have a change of heart the first time their wife got all dolled up and picked up at the house by some dude, and then didn't come home until 10:30 the next day.

Yeah ever see how many swinging couples survive their marriage or jealously? Uh hmmm.
I think Pittsie might be a satyr.

Hammock Parties 01-26-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7384577)
Did you ever figure out how to keep it up through ejaculation?

Yes.

Donger 01-26-2011 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7384589)
Yes.

Did you have to resort to ED medication?

Skyy God 01-26-2011 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 7384585)
Yeah ever see how many swinging couples survive their marriage or jealously? Uh hmmm.
I think Pittsie might be a satyr.

True story. Ex employee of a friend and her husband are/were swingers. Their relationship fell apart because the husband was not sleeping with a woman.

teedubya 01-26-2011 12:32 PM

I'm sold! Whores for everyone!

Chiefs Rool 01-26-2011 12:34 PM

when I was in college I had a girlfriend, and she would get soooo jealous when I cheated on her. I'd be like "well if you didn't get fat, I wouldn't have to. Instead of crying, step on a treadmill with 8 on incline, because I'm not sticking around with back fat." And she'd be like "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant." and I'd be like "whatever, it's gross! now clean it out"

suzzer99 01-26-2011 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 7384421)
actually, the OP is stating a fact. One of the reasons mankind has been so successful over time is that there has always been a dual role structure in the relationship. Mama sat in the cave and took care of junior, thus increasing the odds that junior would grow up and populate. Meanwhile, dad was out getting as much ass as possible. Again, increasing the odds that he was increasing not only the population as a whole, but his genetic fingerprint on it. Tha is why we have evolved so quickly, while most other species have either died out, or are very similar to what they were a million years ago. If people were completely monogamous from the get go, we would have died out long ago when the population bottleneck occured and took us down to around 5,000 individuals thousands of years ago.

So conversely we should promote monogamy now since there are already way too damn many people in the world, right?

Hammock Parties 01-26-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7384610)
Did you have to resort to ED medication?

It helps. It's best use is prolonging stamina. I had a Peter North experience on that stuff. It rocks.

El Jefe 01-26-2011 12:36 PM

I'm not reading through the replies, but if it's that hard for someone to be with one person, then don't freakin get married. If you dont want commitment, then dont commit, nobody is forcing you to get married.

Stanley Nickels 01-26-2011 12:37 PM

I think porn has actually saved more relationships than it's ruined. It's an opiate of sorts- satiates some of the inevitable boredom, without the subsequent drama that goes along with cheating.

Brock 01-26-2011 12:38 PM

Masturbation makes marriage possible.

Rooster 01-26-2011 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7384563)
It's like taking a shower with your socks on.

and I hate wet socks. :#

Earthling 01-26-2011 12:39 PM

Just one ole' lady is headache enough for me. :D


Actually after more than 35yrs together I wouldn't trade her in for anyone else.

seclark 01-26-2011 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Earthling (Post 7384634)
Just one ole' lady is headache enough for me. :D


Actually after more than 35yrs together I wouldn't trade her in for anyone else.

same here especially because her credit score beats mine all to hell.
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Earthling 01-26-2011 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7384644)
same here especially because her credit score beats mine all to hell.
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Lol Mine too. ;)


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