I think if someone is ****ing a blow up doll they have enough problems. Just leave them alone. :)

You would think that the seat being wet would set off alarms...

Lol. My buddy is married to a crazy women imo. I saw on drunkenstepfather someone is selling miley cyrus blowup dollas, three achey breaky holes listed on the box. So want to buy that and stash it his wifes closet. But she would probably divorce him for it. Would be hella funny though.

Exactly. Who the **** doesn't LOOK at the seat prior to shitting. I always cover the seat with toilet paper or something, if I must go in a public restroom.

Me either. That's why I use their sink.

ROFL

Some funny stuff in this thread.

Funny thing about this is the guy was using the handicap stall and was perfectly healthy...



Justice had been served!

always, always hover in the public restrooms.

strengthens your glutes,

saves the humiliations.


just sayin.

I hope this dude had something to read at least.

I don't know how some people can say that they NEVER shit in public though. I mean it's not like I enjoy it, and I try to avoid it a all costs, but if it's either that or being in physical pain, or shitting myself... I'll find a way, and I'm a big ****ing germiphobe.

One time my boy dropped a deuce at Buzzard Beach. Couldn't ****ing believe it. That is the absolute nastiest ****ing bathroom in the entire world, and it doesn't even have a door. LMAO I know Tea Drops was closed, but man, go ANYWHERE but there. :shake:

I really don't think I have. Ever since like 3rd grade elementary school. Thats when I saw someone had taken a shit everywhere EXCEPT for inside the toilet. I swore off public shitting from that point on.

I take a couple dumps a day at work, which is essentially a public restroom. Really pisses me off when someone pees on the rim or scatters 3 or 4 pubes around (who sheds that much???). I always look and wipe with toilet paper if there is any visible material or if I have any doubts. But once I've done that, I don't give a second thought about sitting down. I mean, it's my ass.

I wouldn't want to have been the medical personnel that had to get that guy's ass unglued.

There's no way the dumbass could have wiped.

My restroom at work is the same way, it's generally pretty clean though. It's a one seater, and we have cleaning supplies under the sink. EVERY time before I sit down, I spray the seat with the Clorox cleaner stuff and wipe it with paper towels. Never can be too careful.

Mine gets used by college students. About once a week I'll have to wipe it down extra good. But I'm pretty sure I won't catch any diseases by sitting on a seat after I've wiped it down.