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Fire Me Boy! 04-15-2011 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 7566572)
You have two options.

Option 1, be a dickhead neighbor.

Option 2, get the **** over it.

Quick call to police and our town does have an ordinance on lawn height. Still don't know what it is yet and haven't decided whether or not to do it myself or let the Popo deal with him, but the code guy is Option 3.

Fire Me Boy! 04-15-2011 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lono (Post 7566598)
I'd be more pissed at ya for not just coming and asking. However, my wife has OCD and our yard has to be perfect so you would like to be my neighbor.

Yeah... that's part of the problem. I'd rather be upfront about it, but I don't want the first time I meet them to be, "Oh, and by the way, your yard looks like crap. Can you mow that shit or what?"

notorious 04-15-2011 08:31 AM

We had the same problem when we got a new neighbor.


I ended up mowing their back yard, and when he came over to apologize/thank me I just told him,"You just moved in, you are busy, this is our way of saying 'Welcome to the Neighborhood'". We proceeded to have a beer together.


The guy never let his lawn grow high again. People are strange, they would rather please a person they like/respect then apease an asshole next door.

milkman 04-15-2011 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 7566601)
Quick call to police and our town does have an ordinance on lawn height. Still don't know what it is yet and haven't decided whether or not to do it myself or let the Popo deal with him, but the code guy is Option 3.

I'll give you another option.

I'm looking for a career change.

Asshole for hire.

Pay expenses and a small fee, and I'll tell your neighbor.

Deberg_1990 04-15-2011 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 7566604)
Yeah... that's part of the problem. I'd rather be upfront about it, but I don't want the first time I meet them to be, "Oh, and by the way, your yard looks like crap. Can you mow that shit or what?"


Why have you waited so long to meet them and introduce yourself?

Lono 04-15-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 7566605)
We had the same problem when we got a new neighbor.


I ended up mowing their back yard, and when he came over to apologize/thank me I just told him,"You just moved in, you are busy, this is our way of saying 'Welcome to the Neighborhood'". We proceeded to have a beer together.


The guy never let his lawn grow high again. People are strange, they would rather please a person they like/respect then apease an asshole next door.

Pretty solid advice.

Fire Me Boy! 04-15-2011 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7566608)
Why have you waited so long to meet them and introduce yourself?

They're rarely home when I'm home. Just hasn't happened. We met the other folks very early on.

Fire Me Boy! 04-15-2011 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 7566605)
We had the same problem when we got a new neighbor.


I ended up mowing their back yard, and when he came over to apologize/thank me I just told him,"You just moved in, you are busy, this is our way of saying 'Welcome to the Neighborhood'". We proceeded to have a beer together.


The guy never let his lawn grow high again. People are strange, they would rather please a person they like/respect then apease an asshole next door.

That's a pretty good solution.

Sofa King 04-15-2011 08:38 AM

http://library.municode.com/index.as...teName=Alabama

---- search for grass, it's the top option


Sec. 12-61. - Overgrown grass or weeds prohibited and declared a nuisance.

It shall be unlawful and declared a nuisance and injurious to public health, safety and general welfare for any occupant, owner, lessee, or person in control of any property within the city or any occupant, owner, lessee or person in control whose property abuts city streets to allow an abundance of overgrown grass or weeds to exist if any of the following conditions are met: (1) the grass or weeds provide breeding grounds and shelter for rats, mice, snakes, mosquitoes and other vermin, insects and pests; (2) the grass or weeds attain such heights and dryness so as to constitute serious fire threat or hazard; (3) the grass or weeds bear wingy or downy seeds, when mature, that cause the spread of weeds, and when breathed, irritation to the throat, lungs and eyes of the public; (4) the grass or weeds are capable of hiding debris, such as broken glass or metal, which could inflict injury on any person going upon the property; (5) the grass or weeds are unsightly; or (6) if not grown as ornamental plant growth, the grass or weeds exceed 12 inches in height. Said property shall include, but not be limited to, sidewalks, city right-of-way strips, alleys, parking lots, driveways, grounds, fences, walls, property lines, privately owned storm drains, and vacant lots within the city.



EDIT: If their grass violates any of these, it's breaking the law.

I'll tell you what, tell the cops i saw a rat come out of their yard. There, now it's against the law.

Deberg_1990 04-15-2011 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 7566619)
That's a pretty good solution.

I agree...introduce yourself, welcome them to the neighborhood, then ask them if they need any help with anything like mowing the lawn, etc....

Lzen 04-15-2011 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 7566605)
We had the same problem when we got a new neighbor.


I ended up mowing their back yard, and when he came over to apologize/thank me I just told him,"You just moved in, you are busy, this is our way of saying 'Welcome to the Neighborhood'". We proceeded to have a beer together.


The guy never let his lawn grow high again. People are strange, they would rather please a person they like/respect then apease an asshole next door.

I like the way you think. :thumb:

bevischief 04-15-2011 08:40 AM

Burn it, that is the only to be sure.

Lzen 04-15-2011 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7566623)
(1) the grass or weeds provide breeding grounds and shelter for.....mosquitoes....., insects and pests....

WTH? Wouldn't that be just about any height of grass?:spock:

Sofa King 04-15-2011 08:43 AM

you could always take a dump in a box and place it in their mailbox....

Groves 04-15-2011 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7566581)
EDIT: If they've only been there a month, and they're already letting shit go like that, chances are they've had problems at other places as well, and they're familiar with how the nuisance enforcement works. They'll push it as far as they can until someone forces them to clean it up.

Assume much?

These new neighbors being "habitual offenders wherever they go" is only 1 of about 648 reasons that their lawn could be long.

Instead of playing psychic for a day, he should just go and ask them. You'll be amazed at what human contact can reveal.


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