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Jaric 04-28-2011 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7599162)
Tell the raiders fan there will be a gay orgy in one of the trailers.

Boom. a bunch of UNdead raiders fans.
fixed. So now you created zombie raiders fans. Is that what you want hanging outside your lawn? It was bad enough when they were just raider fans, now they're zombies to boot. God forbid one of them bites you. You might turn into a zombie, or even worse, a raiders fan.

I don't think you guys are thinking this through.

Jaric 04-28-2011 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7599071)
Well that’s basically what a mini gun is, a miniature version of the Vulcan.
Another one I was thinking of is developing some robot Frisbees with razor blade edges that autonomously fly around lopping off zombie heads. But that’s as much to waste time, a way for me to dabble with fabricating something while I wait for society to rebuild and turn zombies into useful slaves than it is a actual security system.
If you're looking for something to fabricate, some really evil barbed wire would be outstanding.

Sofa King 04-28-2011 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599459)
fixed. So now you created zombie raiders fans. Is that what you want hanging outside your lawn? It was bad enough when they were just raider fans, now they're zombies to boot. God forbid one of them bites you. You might turn into a zombie, or even worse, a raiders fan.

I don't think you guys are thinking this through.
Well, at that point i could shoot the raiders fans and not feel as though i've committed murder, but instead, defended myself.

NewChief 04-28-2011 02:39 PM
Firstly:
World War Z poses the idea that guns are, at best, inefficient and at worst, worthless, against zeds.

What you need is a lobo (lobotomizer).
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The blade in question is called "Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool" but was more often referred to as "The Lobotomizer" or more frequently just "The Lobo". There is no picture of this weapon/tool but from description and reading into context within the book we are attempting to create a true to life design. The basic requirements are that it was designed by Marines (in the field the first basic one was handcrafted by them more than likely), it is said that it was massed produced by using only the recycled steel from cars that were no longer needed (as no one was allowed to own a car anymore they were ALL recycled), it is described most in detail as "a fusion of double bladed battle axe and a shovel with a straight steel rod as a handle."
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4048/...630e98f5ef.jpg

Pants 04-28-2011 02:42 PM
Thanks but I think I'll stick to my gun and a barricaded position.

Donger 04-28-2011 02:43 PM
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?

Jaric 04-28-2011 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7599495)
Well, at that point i could shoot the raiders fans and not feel as though i've committed murder, but instead, defended myself.
How would that be different than it is now?

Jaric 04-28-2011 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599520)
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.

Donger 04-28-2011 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599548)
Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.
You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.

Jaric 04-28-2011 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599555)
You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.
Won't the helmet/facemask get in the way of their brain eating...

Wait a minute...

Dear God that's it. That's how we save humanity. We just force everyone to wear football helmets at all times so when the zombiepacolypse breaks out the zombies will be completely harmless.

Nobel Peace Prize here I come.

EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.

Jerm 04-28-2011 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599520)
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
http://www.southdacola.com/blog/wp-c...zombie_bub.png

Donger 04-28-2011 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599562)
EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Oh, so you are expert on zombies.

Jaric 04-28-2011 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599578)
Oh, so you are expert on zombies.
Every time the Titan fans come to town I get a refresher course.

tooge 04-28-2011 03:08 PM
you silly rubes. Zombies can't swim and are afraid of fire. Simply build a moat around your current house, keep a supply of oil to dump into the water and light it. Have a couple years of rice, beans, and canned goods and have a well dug inside your house. You're good to go.

Radar Chief 04-28-2011 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599477)
If you're looking for something to fabricate, some really evil barbed wire would be outstanding.
Ok, simple enough, but how do I make it fly around autonomously lopping off zombie heads?


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