Weird and creepy "your dad" post.

post correcting grammar

Post letting other posters know that I am going out of town for the next few days and that I will check back on this thread later.

Post complaining that the poll is not public.

Complaint about lack of poll options.

Attempt to derail thread by blaming topic at hand on HAARP and/or crop circles.

Post wondering why I was the only person to select option 2?

post with obviously wrong person attributed as having done something

comment concerning jerking off a boar
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White Knighting OP.

Question about the previous poster's parentage. Implication that I spent the previous night in the dwelling of their maternal relative.

post correcting obvious error

Anecdote regarding an encounter with a professional sports figure at a local department store. Resulting gossip regarding geographical location of their pending real estate transactions.

post by someone pointing out obvious error made in a previous post, coming well after error was corrected in a subsequent post

complaint post about neg rep