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Chief Pote 07-01-2011 10:00 PM

You know how I know you're gay?

Fat Elvis 07-01-2011 10:05 PM

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...bias_funke.jpg

Jawshco 07-01-2011 10:16 PM

I wouldn't pay much money for those shorts, but that's pretty freaking funny. Not nearly as disturbing as Conan in these jeggings.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m_m_photography/5227800267/" title="conan in his pretty jeggings =) by moons_and_junes, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5004/5227800267_1c8c26277d.jpg" width="357" height="500" alt="conan in his pretty jeggings =)"></a>

KurtCobain 07-02-2011 01:40 AM

I would never wear shorts above my knees.

Bugeater 07-02-2011 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlimShady (Post 7726616)
I would never wear shorts above my knees.

If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

Hammock Parties 07-02-2011 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7726066)
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are ****ing glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-...ts-men/3166080

Those look like something that a

A) redneck

B) teenage girl

would wear

Pasta Little Brioni 07-02-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 7726396)

Bahaha After reading the replies to this thread, Saul put the jorts on, sobbed in the shower, and shouted THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS!!!!!

JD10367 07-02-2011 09:44 AM

I bet those would look good with that t-shirt that's airbrushed to make you look like a naked woman.

Rausch 07-02-2011 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7726066)
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

So the point is to look like the guy from Reno 911 without actually having the cutoffs?...

Rausch 07-02-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 7726396)

Agreed.

JD10367 07-02-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7726651)
If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

When my old work jeans get holes in the knees*, I cut them to make shorts usually just above the knee so that half to three-quarters thigh is covered. Anything higher than half-thigh and people will start to wonder if you're gay.

*Yeah, I know, BJ jokes. But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

Rausch 07-02-2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 7726768)
*But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

They all do...

JD10367 07-02-2011 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7726774)
They all do...

No, that's actresses, they have to kneel a lot to get the parts in a film. That's different.

Simply Red 07-02-2011 10:08 AM

There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

Delano 07-02-2011 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7726793)
There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

I've worked so hard on these quads. I'm damn sure going to flaunt them. Just the lower part of your thighs, not the whole thing.


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