We could just call him "Beaten on the Play...."

Slappy Pisspoorcatelli is the name Buccaneers fans have for him.

How about "Worst In The League"

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scabby piscoshitti

Snookerelli

This dude missed his calling in life. With a name like that, you're either gonna be a hell of a #2 for the mob, or a used car salesman in New Jersey. Take your pick.

guy should open up a meatball factory

Meatballs shaped like little footballs. He'd have a hard time keeping up with the business though.

Go all Jersey Shore on his nickname and just call him 'The Abortion'.

To hell with it - why lock a nickname on him?

Just call him something different every time. It could be like a drinking game.

I say rather than a 'nickname nomination thread' - this be turned into a 'nickname compilation thread'.

We can update the OP to include the master list of random things to call the pile of warmed over dogshit every time he gets beaten on a play. And remember - this will need to be a LOOOOOOONG list to avoid repeats as he is going to be beaten quite often.

Pissthebeddy is pretty damn good...

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He would be fine if he hired Snooki as a consultant and they got a reality show. Half the country would watch no matter how stupid the show is and they could make alot of money and have lots of ugly children that we could make fun of.

I 2nd "Worst in the league"

But a Jersey Shore knockoff isn't a bad move either.

We have a little Situation in the secondary....

William BURNTee with an Italian twist.

Haynesworth and Carter making plays.