:doh!:

OMG Y2K IS GOING TO TAKE DOWN THE WORLD!!!!


Almost 12 years ago.

A junior in HS has never seen a Chiefs' playoff win.



99% of all pets would have lived and died since the last playoff win.

The jury was still out on Rick Mirer.

But he looks just like Joe Montana!

Natrone Means needs more carries.

Among the Starting quarterbacks you've seen under center in KC since the last Chiefs playoff win.

Joe Montana
Elvis Grbac
Rich Gannon
Steve Bono
Dave Kreig
Trent Green
Warren Moon
Brodie Croyle
Tyler Thigpen
Damon Huard
Matt Cassel

Started kindergarten
Learned to ride bike
Got first computer with internet in '95
Started a 9 year span of orthodontic work
Played on the 1st football team for my HS since 1939
Learned how to drive
Played on my high school's last soccer team.
Graduated.
Started college.
Joined Fraternity.
Had sex for the first time.
Pregnacy scare with Buck's girlfriend.
Started drinking.
Turned 21.
Got laid after 2 year 10 month cold streak.
Got girlfriend.
Dumped girlfriend.
Started 2 internships.
Found out I will graduate next May, which means I will have went through 17 years of schooling since a Chiefs' playoff win.



Yikes.

Final Fantasy III (US)

Donkey Kong Country

Super Metroid


They were all release in 1994........

Greg Hill running the ball behind Trezelle Jenkins should put this team OVER THE TOP!

Got married. Had two kids. Moved to MN. Moved back to KC. Now I have a daughter in junior high. It has been a long, long time.

Got out of the military. Got back in after getting married and getting her pregnant. Gained 40 pounds and have spent 14 years after the military in customer service. Have had 3 long term jobs in that time. Arthritis, glasses, carpal tunnel, grey hair. The years have not been kind.

Off topic rant but why do people say you aren't a true fan if you criticize a professional sports organization and team?

Last time I check these guys get paid...and paid to compete and try to win. If shit isn't going well, things should be changed. I know if I didn't perform at my job, I would be fired or at the very least, get criticized from a superior.

Anyway, I was born into being a Chiefs fan as my dad was born in KC and grew up there. I was 8 the last time the Chiefs won a playoff game and I had just received a Joe Montana poster that said, "Hail to the Chief." I have since come to realize that my father was born in town with a sports curse that goes unnoticed.

95% of my career has taken place
got married
had a daughter who is now 15
got divorced after nearly 12 years of marriage
killed a guy