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You’ll be going back to the showers, and the only speed your gonna reach is 88 dudes per hour, and we ain’t talkin about no flux capacitor, we talkin about a butt capacity, and yours just hit 1.21 jizzawats!
You’ll be wonkin some willy’s alright, and they’ll be tourin your chocolate factory, and be givin you an everlasting butt stopper, and the tiny people won’t be orange they’ll be freaky hispanic and chinese dudes.
It won’t be a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow, it will be you lying around ten men like a scared ho, and don’t look behind the shower curtain or you’ll become the wonderful wizard of ass!
You won’t be home alone, you’ll be in prison gettin boned, and you be hit in face with cans of paint, you’ll get hit in face with nuts and taint, and you’ll be making this face alright (makes screaming face with hands on cheeks), but it won’t be a scream comin out, it will be a dude going in!
It ain’t gon be no hangover, it gon be you bent-over, and they’ll have a wild night inside of you you’ll wish you’ll forget, and it won’t be a baby in a papoose it will be a baby arm in your caboose, and it ain’t gon be no mike tyson, it gon be, well there’s a good chance it will be mike tyson, and remember what they say, what happens in your ass, stays in your ass!
It ain’t gon be no colin firth, they’ll be going into you colon first, and it wont be helena botam carter, it will be a hell of a boning in your farter, and you won’t be the king of england, you’ll be the queen of s-s-s-s-ucking d-d-d-d-d
The only small town you’ll be in is a prison! And you’ll be dealing with a hog alright, but this hog ain’t gon pop out of the ground, it’s gonna pop out of a hole in your cell mates pants, and it’s not gonna matter if it’s spring time, it’s gonna be ding a ling time!