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wazu 06-22-2012 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8696676)
When he hits the joint, he is going to get bored out like a race car engine. Hopefully after that, he catches a shank.

I'd like to believe this, but as I understand prisons protect child molesters. Giving them special treatment because they know they will be targeted, and separating them from the others so they can live on happily, without the fear of living hell that is reserved for, say, marijuana dealers or people with 3 DUIs.

Bump 06-22-2012 11:10 PM

they are just gonna put him in the protective custody part of the prison. I doubt the prison code will apply to him.

Bwana 06-22-2012 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 8696685)
I'd like to believe this, but as I understand prisons protect child molesters. Giving them special treatment because they know they will be targeted, and separating them from the others so they can live on happily, without the fear of living hell that is reserved for, say, marijuana dealers or people with 3 DUIs.

They can't keep him from encountering others, in a prison that size. At some point in time, karma is going to catch the bastard, mark my words.

luv 06-22-2012 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8696466)
Yeah, lets waste more taxpayer's money.

It's not a murder trial. They'll have to have grounds for an appeal.

kysirsoze 06-22-2012 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 8696685)
I'd like to believe this, but as I understand prisons protect child molesters. Giving them special treatment because they know they will be targeted, and separating them from the others so they can live on happily, without the fear of living hell that is reserved for, say, marijuana dealers or people with 3 DUIs.

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 8696693)
they are just gonna put him in the protective custody part of the prison. I doubt the prison code will apply to him.

Maybe true, but as long as he never gets free, I don't really care.

BigMeatballDave 06-22-2012 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 8696707)
It's not a murder trial. They'll have to have grounds for an appeal.

Oh, okay.

Fish 06-22-2012 11:30 PM

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7034/snlsandusky.jpg

You’ll be going back to the showers, and the only speed your gonna reach is 88 dudes per hour, and we ain’t talkin about no flux capacitor, we talkin about a butt capacity, and yours just hit 1.21 jizzawats!

You’ll be wonkin some willy’s alright, and they’ll be tourin your chocolate factory, and be givin you an everlasting butt stopper, and the tiny people won’t be orange they’ll be freaky hispanic and chinese dudes.

It won’t be a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow, it will be you lying around ten men like a scared ho, and don’t look behind the shower curtain or you’ll become the wonderful wizard of ass!

You won’t be home alone, you’ll be in prison gettin boned, and you be hit in face with cans of paint, you’ll get hit in face with nuts and taint, and you’ll be making this face alright (makes screaming face with hands on cheeks), but it won’t be a scream comin out, it will be a dude going in!

It ain’t gon be no hangover, it gon be you bent-over, and they’ll have a wild night inside of you you’ll wish you’ll forget, and it won’t be a baby in a papoose it will be a baby arm in your caboose, and it ain’t gon be no mike tyson, it gon be, well there’s a good chance it will be mike tyson, and remember what they say, what happens in your ass, stays in your ass!

It ain’t gon be no colin firth, they’ll be going into you colon first, and it wont be helena botam carter, it will be a hell of a boning in your farter, and you won’t be the king of england, you’ll be the queen of s-s-s-s-ucking d-d-d-d-d

The only small town you’ll be in is a prison! And you’ll be dealing with a hog alright, but this hog ain’t gon pop out of the ground, it’s gonna pop out of a hole in your cell mates pants, and it’s not gonna matter if it’s spring time, it’s gonna be ding a ling time!

kysirsoze 06-22-2012 11:34 PM

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and it won’t be a baby in a papoose it will be a baby arm in your caboose, and it ain’t gon be no mike tyson, it gon be, well there’s a good chance it will be mike tyson
LMAO

|Zach| 06-22-2012 11:38 PM

So I have no actual knowledge of prisons. I understand all the jokes about butt ****ing and everything you hear about prison...I am obviously not saying it doesn't happen but as someone completely ignorant of that whole world who true to life are all the jokes that are always made.

How close to reality are the never ending butt sex prison jokes.

Demonpenz 06-22-2012 11:42 PM

the wire, oz, american history x have the best Butt Sex Prision joke scenes...real knee slappers!

-King- 06-22-2012 11:53 PM

He'll kill himself by the 3rd year.

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2012 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zoccer| (Post 8696725)
So I have no actual knowledge of prisons. I understand all the jokes about butt ****ing and everything you hear about prison...I am obviously not saying it doesn't happen but as someone completely ignorant of that whole world who true to life are all the jokes that are always made.

How close to reality are the never ending butt sex prison jokes.

I'd say its fairly common.

Have you heard the term 'Tossing Salad'?

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2012 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8696740)
He'll kill himself by the 3rd year.

I bet someone kills him by yr 2.

It happened to Dahmer.

|Zach| 06-23-2012 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8696744)
I'd say its fairly common.

Have you heard the term 'Tossing Salad'?

I have...but everyone that talks about all this stuff really has no idea what they are actually talking about. Again not saying all this does not exist...but its like...I dont know anyone who knows shit about the reality of being in prison.

boogblaster 06-23-2012 12:06 AM

bend over and spread em .....


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