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Raiderhater 07-13-2012 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8738698)
IT'S ONLY WEIRD BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRD

STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING ME!

Lumpy 07-13-2012 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 8738829)
I need a cucumber, box of ultra ribbed condoms and some cool whip. Thanks.

So, I'll just get 2 of everything I already have on my list. No problem! :thumb:

Raiderhater 07-13-2012 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8738839)
So, I'll just get 2 of everything I already have on my list. No problem! :thumb:



LMAO

Lumpy 07-13-2012 09:44 PM

Eh, you know what guys... I think I'm just going to run up to Kmart.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r...eyleaphart.jpg

*shudder*

Raiderhater 07-13-2012 09:48 PM

Eh, the blue light special is overrated.

Lumpy 07-13-2012 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 8738882)
Eh, the blue light special is overrated.

LMAO Yes, but I would rather see that little blue light bulb guy instead of that damn smiley face.

Raiderhater 07-13-2012 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8738947)
LMAO Yes, but I would rather see that little blue light bulb guy instead of that damn smiley face.


:)


Sorry, couldn't resist.

lcarus 07-13-2012 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8738813)
I was serious. Do you want me to pick you up a bag of Funyuns or something?

Psst... I need an excuse to go to Walmart damn it! Play along!!

Really, it's no problem. I think they have a special going on for 24 packs of Miller.

Seriously... play along. I'm sick of going to Target. All of the pervs there just give back rubs.

Last chance... do you need anything?

Anyone else?

I have a pen and paper. I can make list.

No Funyuns. Definitely some Bunyuns though! SLURP

Lumpy 07-13-2012 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8739103)
No Funyuns. Definitely some Bunyuns though! SLURP

There it is. :clap:

lcarus 07-13-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8739129)
There it is. :clap:

Sadly I think this just ruined Funyuns for me forever. They already look like something Rosie O'Donnell shaved off her heel with a metal file and a blowtorch.

Lumpy 07-13-2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8739149)
Sadly I think this just ruined Funyuns for me forever. They already look like something Rosie O'Donnell shaved off her heel with a metal file and a blowtorch.

That makes 2 of us. Thanks for the visual, you ass! :Lin:

lcarus 07-13-2012 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8739195)
That makes 2 of us. Thanks for the visual, you ass! :Lin:

Whatever foot fetish a man has would be gone after seeing that monsters hooves. Id rather give Mr. Ed a foot massage. "OHHH WIIIILLLLBBUUURR!!!"

Lumpy 07-13-2012 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8739205)
Whatever foot fetish a man has would be gone after seeing that monsters hooves. Id rather give Mr. Ed a foot massage. "OHHH WIIIILLLLBBUUURR!!!"

A horse is a horse, of course, of course... and no one can massage a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

boogblaster 07-13-2012 11:11 PM

not into toes .. but ....

RealSNR 07-13-2012 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8739149)
Sadly I think this just ruined Funyuns for me forever. They already look like something Rosie O'Donnell shaved off her heel with a metal file and a blowtorch.

Don't be ridiculous. Rosie O'Donnell's foot shavings are pork rinds. Pure and simple.


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