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A T shirt and a dildo would be a good combination.
If she doesn't like the shirt, she'll know what to do. |
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Get her some Premarin cream.
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How about a gift card worth 25% off a lapband surgery?
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Divorce papers.
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A nice surprise type dinner with her family being involved. Afterwards go have drinks and maybe dance the night away if she likes to dance. Buy her a nice gift.
If you really wanna make her happy, a candle lit dinner that you prepared. Dance or drinks afterwards. Or a movie after dinner no drinking. |
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take her out back 'round the shed n put the ole girl down
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Coffin.
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This place is slipping. The pihb reference was quick, but boob job and antifreeze took way too long..
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Ok, a serious one...
Gift certificate to a day spa, professional massage, facial, etc... they love that pampering stuff. |
Buy her a 70-year old gigolo. It'll make you look better.
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