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Iowanian 12-26-2012 04:02 PM

A T shirt and a dildo would be a good combination.

If she doesn't like the shirt, she'll know what to do.

BigMeatballDave 12-26-2012 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9242133)
A T shirt and a dildo would be a good combination.

If she doesn't like the shirt, she'll know what to do.

:LOL:

CoMoChief 12-26-2012 04:19 PM

Get her some Premarin cream.

Easy 6 12-26-2012 04:21 PM

How about a gift card worth 25% off a lapband surgery?

Jewish Rabbi 12-26-2012 04:28 PM

Divorce papers.

In58men 12-26-2012 04:30 PM

A nice surprise type dinner with her family being involved. Afterwards go have drinks and maybe dance the night away if she likes to dance. Buy her a nice gift.


If you really wanna make her happy, a candle lit dinner that you prepared. Dance or drinks afterwards. Or a movie after dinner no drinking.

Jewish Rabbi 12-26-2012 04:36 PM

2 pack.

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WV 12-26-2012 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9241339)
Read her text messages and get a feel for what she wants.

CP delivers....LMAO

Jewish Rabbi 12-26-2012 04:40 PM

Take her somewhere nice to eat.

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Chief_For_Life58 12-26-2012 04:41 PM

take her out back 'round the shed n put the ole girl down

SuperChief 12-26-2012 04:56 PM

Coffin.

If repost, **** you.

Bewbies 12-26-2012 06:09 PM

This place is slipping. The pihb reference was quick, but boob job and antifreeze took way too long..

Easy 6 12-26-2012 06:29 PM

Ok, a serious one...

Gift certificate to a day spa, professional massage, facial, etc... they love that pampering stuff.

keg in kc 12-26-2012 07:19 PM

Buy her a 70-year old gigolo. It'll make you look better.

CanadianChief 12-26-2012 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9241395)
I took a childhood pic of my mrs to a local print shop and they made a huge poster of it which I set up at the party location and it was signed by all when she arrived.

Now for my mrs 40th birthday,I got one of the local residence homes to send a van and guy came in with wheelchair,even had a piss bag on the side full of mountain dew,to pick her up.He blindfolded her and then loaded her into van and to even make it more real got on radio and pretended to call hospital and said he was enroute with a hip replacement patient.Once at the location all the guests were waiting outside holding 40 black balloons and when the blindfold came off the balloons were released.

Lastly had a special order 40th birthday cake made complete with a hill and one side was all pretty etc and the over the hill black frosting etc.

Awesome!!!


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