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Dayze 01-03-2013 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
beer, BBQ, video games, porn....for about 3 weeks.

then move on. **** 'er. Been there done that. Hard as shit, but it's the only way. Like my dad says, 'you can't force someone to love you'' etc.

yeti 01-03-2013 07:44 PM
You should obturate her canal with your master cone doctor.

Phobia 01-03-2013 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
She gave you 7.5 years. She got tired of waiting.

Mr. Laz 01-03-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
get another hot chick and start boning her on the couch so old GF has to watch as she's packing

crispystl 01-03-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
Sorry to hear that man. What happened?

DeezNutz 01-03-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
Original post was Q.

Edit: Go get a lap dance.

seclark 01-03-2013 07:50 PM
High and low in this thread.
Sec

DeezNutz 01-03-2013 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9276455)
High and low in this thread.
Sec
Yep. One dude avoided a divorce and one dude isn't allowed to touch.

Red Beans 01-03-2013 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9276327)
Why the hell so long?
Might be the reason the hooker is hitting the streets!

Red Beans 01-03-2013 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9276375)
beer, BBQ, video games, porn....for about 3 weeks.

then move on. **** 'er. Been there done that. Hard as shit, but it's the only way. Like my dad says, 'you can't force someone to love you'' etc.
I'd add a nice collection of various drugs to that mix, no psychedelics though. You might find yourself on dirt road in bum**** Oklahoma while hanging your head and arms off a shitty little bridge that crossess I-44, watching the diesel's headlights speed toward you from miles away, feeling the rush of the deisels as they fly a few feet beneath you, crying that you're going to Colorado to chase after her...

That's what'll ****ing happen if you trip balls right now...

seclark 01-03-2013 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Beans (Post 9276511)
I'd add a nice collection of various drugs to that mix, no psychedelics though. You might find yourself on dirt road in bum**** Oklahoma while hanging your head and arms off a shitty little bridge that crossess I-44, watching the diesel's headlights speed toward you from miles away, feeling the rush of the deisels as they fly a few feet beneath you, crying that you're going to Colorado to chase after her...

That's what'll ****ing happen if you trip balls right now...
In, but I'm not chasing after anybody.
Sec

Dr. Johnny Fever 01-03-2013 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crispystl420 (Post 9276444)
Sorry to hear that man. What happened?
"7.5 years" and "was."

Marcellus 01-03-2013 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9275851)
Been down that road before. When you pass her in the house, muster up your best pirate voice and say, "Ahore there!"
I literally LOL'd. LMAO

hometeam 01-03-2013 08:17 PM
I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks

FlaChief58 01-03-2013 08:18 PM
You should ask her if she'll lick your ass. If she says yes, dump your old lady ASAP!


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