Gingers don't have souls.

Speaking on pronunciation. Last night John Stewart referred to a gif as a "jif." Should be a hard G yes?

John Stewart is also a moron

if it were Mexican noodles it would be "Rah-meng"

Does he pronounce his first name as "Gone"?

Rah-men is how I say it.

GIF. GY IF. GYIF. GIF.

Jesus christ, why do I feel like Adrian Cronauer?

razor Ramone. say hello to the bad guy

As apposed to a moraine?

I'm not any kind of computer/tech guru and even I know that's a hard g.

(that's what she said)

I like to say maroon. People seem less offended.

RAY MEN

Mooch ass grassy ass...

How many of you think my name is pronounced "Rahn Man"?

I just like to call you Dan because I think I might have seen your picture once (maybe not) and you look like a Dan to me.

When I was a small child, I read a series of books called "Frontier Dan" and I wished that my name was Dan, because I wanted to have his adventures. I bet you could somehow sense that.

Edit: Apparently, it was Dan Frontier upon searching the Internet. But my story still holds.

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