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Mav 03-12-2013 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9491792)
All these hate threads just make me hope Alex ends up successful here. I would literally enjoy seeing success in any measurable way at all. It would be wonderful really enjoyable on this board.

thats the problem though. No matter what Alex Smith does. if he lets say a typical stat line for him.

he goes 16-20 for 240 yards, 2 tds, 0 ints, and its a win. People will bitch because his numbers werent good enough, and if it wasnt for jamaal charles rushing for 150 yards, and the defense carrying alex smith, they would of lost.

The shit is never going to change. Thats the beauty of sissy girls sitting on a forum. Where as if they were face to face with Alex Smith, "oh alex great game!"

Haters gonna hate.

Mav 03-12-2013 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491789)
YOU ARE A ****ING MORMON SLURPING reerun. THE ROSE BOWL IS THE PINNACLE OF COLLEGE SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS.

no dumbass. Playing in the national championship and winning it, is the pinnacle of college football.

The pinnacle of College sporting achievements, is college basketball.

MARCH MADNESS. Bowls until they start the playoff systems, are a JOKE.......

RealSNR 03-12-2013 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491803)
ALEX SMITH IS A MORMON. MORMONS HAVE NO SOULS.

Seriously though, I'd take Andy Dalton over Alex "I've been benched for other shitty QBs several times" Cassell all day every day.

To be fair, gingers don't have souls either

ChiefsCountry 03-12-2013 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9491765)
If you think Dalton isn't in the bottom 1/3 of the league in arm strength, you don't watch him play much.

He is the AJ Green JUGS machine and little else. Without Green going up and stealing the floated, underthrown ducks that Dalton chucks up there, he'd have hideous numbers.

Dude he is a TCU fan. Don't bother arguing about Dalton its not worth your time.

KC native 03-12-2013 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491809)
no dumbass. Playing in the national championship and winning it, is the pinnacle of college football.

The pinnacle of College sporting achievements, is college basketball.

MARCH MADNESS. Bowls until they start the playoff systems, are a JOKE.......

Yea, we got ****ed that year. TCU should have been in that championship game because Auburn is going to get USC'ed.

Mav 03-12-2013 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491803)
ALEX SMITH IS A MORMON. MORMONS HAVE NO SOULS.

Seriously though, I'd take Andy Dalton over Alex "I've been benched for other shitty QBs several times" Cassell all day every day.

Gee, a dumbass from Texas, who spent his saturdays watching TCU football because texas football hasnt mattered since vince young, slurping hard on a TCU qb....

Im STUNNED.

DJ's left nut 03-12-2013 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491793)
This is the kind of shit that Hootie never looks at. He's always going on about me needing that "one" post that makes me a CP legend. Yet he shoots this kind of stuff down all the time.

The man doesn't know what's good for him, I tell ya!

Unfortunately the Geno thread is going to be relegated to the trash heap of history.

So you'll have to figure out a way to get 10,000 posts in this one. A couple of patented Chiefs playoff flops should do the trick.

Good luck and Godspeed.

{ribbet}

Mav 03-12-2013 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9491811)
Dude he is a TCU fan. Don't bother arguing about Dalton its not worth your time.

i just realized that when i put the texas thing with the tcu thing together lol.

KC native 03-12-2013 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491810)
To be fair, gingers don't have souls either

ANDY DALTON HAS THE SOULS OF TEN THOUSAND MEN IN HIS HEART.

Mav 03-12-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491810)
To be fair, gingers don't have souls either

btw. this thread is epic. i did laugh hard......good shit.

KC native 03-12-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9491811)
Dude he is a TCU fan. Don't bother arguing about Dalton its not worth your time.

I'M A MOTHER****ING ALUMNUS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOTCH.

RealSNR 03-12-2013 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 9491805)
This is some of the funniest shit ever posted on this BB. We have a one of the highest rated NFL QBs of the last 2 seasons. We have a very QB friendly coach. Yet you cling to the the chaos earlier in AS's career and throw childish tantrums because the sweet Geno brand candy that you so wanted is put on a higher shelf.

I am not an Alex Smith fan. Not yet anyway. I do not feel sorry for him. He can buy and sell you and I 10 times over. I just feel hopeful based on the combination I mentioned. The least YOU can do is take a wait and see attitude. Unless you want to hold your breath and pout like a spoiled toddler until your face goes grey.

Well, the key is going to be timing so people are able to see our singing and dancing frog, now, isn't it?

Otherwise you may as well toss Alex on the pile of Cassels, Fitzpatricks, Kolbs, and Carson Palmers. Do it right now and save time (and expended fan frustration)

Mav 03-12-2013 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491816)
Yea, we got ****ed that year. TCU should have been in that championship game because Auburn is going to get USC'ed.

i agree with you.

Mav 03-12-2013 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491827)
Well, the key is going to be timing so people are able to see our singing and dancing frog, now, isn't it?

Otherwise you may as well toss Alex on the pile of Cassels, Fitzpatricks, Kolbs, and Carson Palmers. Do it right now and save time (and expended fan frustration)

To be fair. Not a single one of those qbs you named has even won a playoff game.

Alex Smith has.

rabblerouser 03-12-2013 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491634)
There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.



For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MsROL4Kf8QY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lfrJzkpzCyg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.

lots of Ravens fans were sick of Joe Flacco's shit until about a month and a half ago...


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