He owes me for some broken windows.

I believe in ghost assholes.

Gross. Do they pucker when they see you?

I won't believe one unless I see one myself.


26 years I haven't believed in ghosts

Nope he said reach in my pocket little boy and get a butterscotch. heehhehehe

put a hot dog under a ghost-resistant box and you'll catch yourself one overnight

As real as your terrible threads, so yes.

Absolutely 100% real...

Anyone who isn't a believer...please spend one night in a place like the Villisca Axe Murder House, the Sallie House, Missouri State Pen, or hell even the Savoy Hotel and then come back and tell me they aren't real.

Spirits and ghosts are one of those things you have to experience it to believe...I understand why there's skeptics.

:hmmm: I've never noticed if they do or not.

Hold on...

Edit: Yes. Yes, they do.

Edit (again): Disregard. Neighbor's poodle... not a ghost.

I've seen them before, btw. Ghosts, I mean, not puckered poodle sphincters.

I did get a blow job in a graveyard not long ago.

Exactly, its same way magnets work. Magic, bitch.

magnets are ghost sandwiches

I shoulda never watched this movie in HD. Talk about an urban legend let down...

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