Jammer is perfect for a CB and I thought Battle was an excellent phatback name.

Al Alburquerque is my favorite baseball name right now. Sounds like a character from a Ring Lardner story.

Former Chiefs FB Mike Cox.

I remember this football card as a kid.
Not a bad name but thought it was different

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This could be a long list for both good and bad.


Good - Short List:

Drew Brees
Len Dawson
Otis Taylor
Curly Culp
Willie Roaf
Rickey Jackson
Archie Manning
Morten Andersen
Richard Petty
Mario Andretti
Earl Campbell
Bum Phillips
Hank Stram
Sean Payton
Vince Lombardi
Bear Bryant
Minnesota Fats
Dick Butkus
Reggie White
Roger Staubach
Bart Star
Terry Bradshaw

Bad - Short List

OJ Simpson
Michael Vick
Bill Romanowski
Tonya Harding
Aaron Hernandez
Ray Lewis
Lawrence Taylor
Chad OH NO Cinco
Cortland Finnegan


I'm sure there's plenty more on both lists
Pac Man Jones

I quit at Phylis Mangina

that family should change the last name

Other classics include Misty Hymen, Fanny Chmelar, Coco Crisp, Magnus ver Magnusson, and Jethro Pugh.

I like Ervin's nickname, Magic. Santana, not Johnson

Lawlz at #16

This list is tainted. How you going to diss Larry Bird and not even touch the infamous Dick Curl.

I understand that Dick Trickle was in there and that maybe they didn't want too many Dick jokes but seriously, if you think something is unfunny with a dick joke then you need therapy anyway.

Dick Suckare

Vagina Eatre

I think Rusty Kuntz should open up a self-named specialty restaurant that is like Hooters but with old women as scantily-clad waitresses. He could go after the senior male clientele.

Edward Buttface

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Mike Litoris