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threebag 07-18-2013 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9819012)

Looks like MaCauley Culkin running away from Michael Jackson when he was done.

Nickel D 07-18-2013 03:32 PM

LMAO at "...malicious fecal distribution...".

Stop in an alley, drop your shorts, and fire out a steaming tootsie roll.

Brando 07-18-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9819012)

From the waist down that pic reminds me of Phil's goatee and chest.

loochy 07-18-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9819504)
From the waist down that pic reminds me of Phil's goatee and chest.

he has a poop goatee? WTF?

TLO 07-18-2013 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9819300)
**** that.

If she kept shitting on my house I'd spring out with a baseball bat and beat the shit out of her.

I'd shoot her / Half of CP

Brando 07-18-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9819524)
he has a poop goatee? WTF?

No, he just handsomely pays transients to shit on his face and chest.

loochy 07-18-2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9819534)
No, he just handsomely pays transients to shit on his face and chest.

Oh. Well that makes sense then.

Thig Lyfe 07-18-2013 03:59 PM

i didn't know breitbart was doing journalism now

Phobia 07-18-2013 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9819534)
No, he just handsomely pays transients to shit on his face and chest.

I had to quit doing that when you got a house.

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-18-2013 04:25 PM

He should leave her a roll of toilet paper just so she'd know he knows.

Oh yeah. Edit . And lace it with icy hot or jalapenos.

Deberg_1990 07-18-2013 04:36 PM

Anyone else find this strangely erotic?

BlackHelicopters 07-18-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9819607)
Anyone else find this strangely erotic?

ROFL

ThaVirus 07-19-2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9819122)
Yeah, it was odd. It wasn't like she was doing yoga or something. Occasionly, someone else would show up and we would exchange that awkward "that ain't me, man" glance. I convinced myself she probably had IBS or something.

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9819125)
Lots of people get the craps when they run distance. Something about the continuous rhythmic bumping of a run makes you go. Before you run you need to make sure you are completely empty.

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9819127)
Not at all. It's called "runner's runs". It doesn't happen to me, but it's pretty common.

Hmmm. Well I hate doing calf workouts to failure because I always feel like I'm gonna piss everywhere. Maybe that's similar..

ShortRoundChief 07-19-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9819589)
He should leave her a roll of toilet paper just so she'd know he knows.

Oh yeah. Edit . And lace it with icy hot or jalapenos.

Mace that mother****er.

That's what we refer to as the spicy pooper.


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