Nothing says I love you like dropping the F-Bomb
Love the ****!

****. because it is so ****ing versatile.

exclaimation;

holy hell


my go to noun:

piece of ****

So does Billy Ripken LMAO

New nominee: Ned Yost

**** the ****ing ****ers.

I like how **** can be used as a noun, verb and adverb in a sentence.

Two of my favorites and neither listed:

F**king Scumbag

Motherf**king C*nt

One of my favorite things to do when pissed is a curse-ception. Embedding curse words inside of other words, or curse words, or embedding words into curse words. I once stretched a two syllable word into an eight syllable exclamation at work.

I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.

A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.

This sounds like what I was hollering at my TV while Matt Cassell was playing last season.

****-shit-ass-bitch-****-shoo-bi-dee-doo-wap

Heh.

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Heh, i dunno... THORDAMMIT and BAALDAMMIT just don't feel right.

Gimme one that sounds good and it'll definitely go into my repertoire.

****in all of em