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displacedinMN 09-21-2013 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10004105)
BAN ALL CELL PHONES!
  • Some jackass at your bachelor party when everyone is drunk and the stripper is squatting on your face or sucking your ding dong will take a photo.
  • He will then go home very drunk to his bitchy girlfriend.
  • She will be ask him all sorts of questions and being the weak pussy he is will show his girlfriend, who by the way happens to be best friends with your wife-to-be, the incriminating photos of you and your lewd acts.
  • Bitch calls your fiance and your are in deep shit!

Just my two cents.........
:clap:

There should be more places where there are no pix allowed.

Congrats to OP. All that has been said is true.
Hope she is a nice person and a good cook.

Rausch 09-21-2013 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 10004252)
:clap:

There should be more places where there are no pix allowed.

Congrats to OP. All that has been said is true.
Hope she is a nice person and a good cook.
http://www.geekalerts.com/portable-u...-phone-jammer/

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Hand-held Portable Universal Cell Phones Jammer
Suggest to use: Conference room, Class room, Library, Court room, Cinema, Concert hall, etc.
Operate continuously for 1.5 hours with full charged battery
Operate Range: Radius 8-10 meters
You carry it with you and tell no one.
They'll have to step outside to talk/send...

MOhillbilly 09-21-2013 08:41 AM
Have you chosen a testicle removal procedure yet?

Rausch 09-21-2013 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10004255)
Have you chosen a testicle removal procedure yet?
I thought he was pretty clear about getting married...

Dave Lane 09-21-2013 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10003769)
JFC, I thought you were going to say you had AIDS and were dying or something.
Yeah this is way worse.

MOhillbilly 09-21-2013 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10004258)
I thought he was pretty clear about getting neutered
Fyp

Rausch 09-21-2013 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10004263)
Yeah this is way worse.
AIDS is kind enough to kill you after a few years of suffering...

TEX 09-21-2013 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10003755)
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. My wedding is right around the corner. My bachelor days are going to be gone. We are off to San Diego in the am. I hope tomorrow never ends.
Don't do it dude! Seriously, you still have time to change your mind about the wedding.

alpha_omega 09-21-2013 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10003831)
Come on man. I came in thinking you were dying or something. JFC dude!!!!

Congratulations on getting married though.
This. Glad to hear everything is relatively ok.

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-21-2013 09:31 AM
RUN!!!!!!

Run now. Run fast. Run long. Run hard. Keep running. Don't look back.

RUN!!!!!!!!!

If you don't, I hope you never regret not taking my advice.

RUN!!!!!!!!

At least educate yourself on the child support laws in your state before you have children. Depending on what you find out, you may need to relocate before you start the fam.

Seriously. RUN!!!!!!

Dinny

stevieray 09-21-2013 09:37 AM
.....poor bastards.

Dayze 09-21-2013 09:37 AM
Bachelor parties are so cliche.

Shit, mine we hit a bar that was near a comedy club. Had drinks, went to the comedy club, back to the bar and grill for some food and booze. Played pool for hours and shot the shit.

Only drink someone bought for me was an Irish car bomb .. I got good n drunk, but not like the shit in the movies etc.

Rausch 09-21-2013 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10004329)
Bachelor parties are so cliche.

Shit, mine we hit a bar that was near a comedy club. Had drinks, went to the comedy club, back to the bar and grill for some food and booze. Played pool for hours and shot the shit.

Only drink someone bought for me was an Irish car bomb .. I got good n drunk, but not like the shit in the movies etc.
This is a good thing.

BlackHelicopters 09-21-2013 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10004288)
AIDS is kind enough to kill you after a few years of suffering...
LMAO

gblowfish 09-21-2013 10:22 AM
Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: They want to.


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