Guy I knew but wasn't friends with got married to a cute blonde and had a girl. 6 months later she tells him she's moving out with her boyfriend. 6 months after that, she tells him she wants a DNA test to prove fatherhood. You can imagine how that turned out.

Since the Missouri state rules you're automatically deemed the father upon birth he still had to keep paying child support. For a child that wasn't his.

Easily the funniest part of the story.

I don't get it. Why would she ask for a paternity test if he's already paying her child support?

I can make a claim that few others can, yet somehow, it doesn't make feel all that special. Two years ago on Nov. 10, I asked a woman to be my gf after we had seemingly been hitting it off beautifully and she said YES! Two days later, she banged a pirate. Not a real pirate, but one that dresses like one and goes to the Ren-Fest. 5 days after that, I got an email dump. She just needed time for herself, she said. I found out about the pirate a month later, and was floored that it took just two days for her to betray me. As far as I know, they are still together. I hope she gets splinters from his peg leg. :banghead:

Boyfriend wanted to know.

Couldn't he have taken the test himself?

if he won the pay-for-my-baby lottery

That's a good point, I don't know all the particulars. Just heard all the updates secondhand. for all I know that may have been what actually happened and how the ex husband did learn.

lol and right on dude!

So I do have a story of my own but let me preface this with: women are crazy.

So I was out one night with some friends (I was in my early 30s, not a super young guy) and we went to a house party. The party was pretty lame with people in different rooms, drinking and whatnot. I was single at the time and if you are a single guy, you are always looking for your next girlfriend. So I walk into one of the rooms and there's like 4 chicks sitting around looking bored as shit. This one gal jumps up out of her seat and is all like "Hi, I'm so-and-so, blah, blah, blah...." She's not bad looking either, she was a solid 7 or so out of 10. She wasn't all that young either, maybe in her mid thirties?

Long story short she tells me she's just recently divorced and so we start dating and having a bang fest immediately. And, it was fun. The thing is she could never do the normal date thing. She always had scheduling problems. She had kids so I thought that was pretty normal, yah know, single mom and working full time. So we'd get together over at my friends house or over at her friends house and I even banged her in her mini van.

Well, it finally comes out that she's not divorced. She's married. I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED. But she's all like "I'm filing for divorce." I immediately put the brakes on the relationship.

I don't **** other guy's wives (or girlfriends for that matter). Period. I wouldn't do that to another guy, and I damn sure would be destroyed if my wife ever did that to me. So, I don't play that game.

So she's all like "don't worry about it, I'm filing for a divorce." but then her story changed from that to "I'm still living with the my husband, he wants to stay married but I want a divorce...."

I just couldn't keep seeing her. I was starting to see another gal at that time so me, being the pushover guy that I am and not wanting to hurt her feelings said "well, I have someone else so I'm ending the relationship."

So what does she say? "That's ok with me, we can still see each other."

Two different guys I know both living in the same town (and who know each other) had frighteningly similar stories. Their wives, both mothers, in their 30s/40s, cheated on them. Both women filed for divorce / left their husband (and KIDS!) to go be with the other guy (not the same other guy, just to be clear).

Both other guys do the exact same thing -- "uhhh....yeah, I just wanted your pussy, not the rest of the package" and they were both left with no husband and no boyfriend.

Absolutely CLASSIC.

One situation didn't turn out too badly, as the ex husband/wife get along reasonably well for the sake of the kids (they are divorced however). The other one is a disaster. She was expecting to get custody (and therefore a crowbar into the guy's wallet) which in Massachusetts is damn near guaranteed. Problem is she was so obviously an incredibly crappy mother that the husband got FULL custody. No happily ever after for that whore.

Hopefully the kids disown the cheating parent. I know I would have if either of my folks had pulled that crap.

Ok, two guys I knew well in high school (Guy A and Guy B). We were part of a group of friends that ran together. After high school, both guys get married and have a kid. Guy B starts swinging with Guy A and his wife. After a while Guy A's wife and Guy B fall for each other and each leave their respective spouses so the can marry...which lasts only a few months.

Oh yeah, after a few years, Guy A is charged with child molestation with his daughter. I'm still friends with Guy B, although I see him infrequently.

****ing cheaters.

Whats your story?