I'd tap that "ugly bitch"...

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/u...fornia--04.jpg

Nothing special, but easily within my wheelhouse.

I already said it....but **** yes.

i'd love to know the backstory/setting on how this chick was in the same room as that sloppy brother and was able to be roped into being taken to a Elvis wedding like something out of the Hangover movie

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Maybe she's hoping that he'll lose weight like Jonah did.

Not great looking, but those are some big titties.

She isn't bad, either.

Obviously the beach photos are much better. From the hideous photo in the thread starter, she looked like she'd have a stick body. She doesn't.

That was quick.

Drunken Vegas Wedding. It was annulled a day later. LMAO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-wedding.html

Ha, you can almost hear her... "OMG i've stepped waaay below my range, what was i thinking?"

Your Qing from inside the thread~

Also,

This chick might have a good body but damn wtf is up with her face. Paper bagger.

Seems as if this guys a douche anyway.

WARNING NSFW and contains fat sweaty nudes of aforementioned fat, sweaty, Hollywood guy.

http://thedirty.com/2013/11/exclusiv...IIjTHkLckjS.99

She looks pretty good to me, but then again, I like skinny blonde chicks. I know they aren't CP's cup of tea. CP prefers them fat with stretch marks for good eatin'

She's attractive enough but she has Clint's eyes. That would freak me out. Might be a deal breaker. I'd have to see her in person.

Still shouldn't have to settle for a rich, fat dude, with a lil peen. She could get a rich, loaded one that's hung like a horse I'm sure.

Edit: Alcohol and/or Cocaine.