probably around 4 usually

Uh, my local grocery store is running specials on week on all things Thanksgiving. I'm pretty sure all stores do this.

3-4 dollars a pound? Ours was .59/lb about 3 days ago.

He buys the lunch meat packets and heats them up in the oven.

In my case 3 PM this year, Dunch or Linner?

Eat at Noon with my folks.
Eat at 6pm at my house with the kids and ex-wife

Lupper.

Bob Dole eats when Bob Dole is hungry.

That's when it happens, by gawd, and not a minute earlier or later.

My mom says dinner and supper as well.

M-F regular work week - Breakfast, Lunch, Supper.
Dinner for any special meal in afternoon or later [Sunday Dinner, Correspondent's Dinner, Thanksgiving Dinner, etc.].
Exceptions made for cultures where midday meal is clearly the main meal, ie farming communities.
Anyone had dinner at grade/junior high school, outside an awards dinner after regular school hours?

I just stood in line for 30 minutes to pick up my turkey. Had to park a block and a half away. So we'll have it whenever my afternoon inebriated ass puts it on the table.

Are you sure that wasn't peacock or ostrich you were buying for $3 to $4 per pound?

San Francisco. Everything is overpriced.

I am sure they are marked up because of a seasonal item then we get a "discount" after their seasonal increase.

Off topic, but I was driving around the other day and saw a gift shop with a sign that said, "Native American Goods - 1/2 Off". The sign was a permanent neon sign. What a bunch of liars.