ROFL. Threads like this are why I love cp.

Might be a little wordy for a resume, but might fit on an application:

"I am comfortable working in a multi-ethnic environment and excel at incorporating the contributions of all team members.....except the Irish. They never have anything to contribute except the foul smelling unwashed stench of rotten potatoes, and you would think that with 'Irish Spring' made especially for the Irish, they might take a bath once in a while, but no, they would rather spend their time fighting and squandering what little money they can scrabble together on cheap Irish whiskey and green beer instead of feeding the herd of grubby little kids they have back in some squalid little shanty. God I hate the Irish! But other than that, I have a proven track record of success and enjoy working in a diverse environment."


Edit: If the hiring manager's last name starts with an "O'Somethingoranother" you might want to tweak the wording just a bit.

Blacktacular
Minorafriendly

Inclusive

< insert word, or insult, for minority group in question here > lover

It's probably been suggested, but how about "pretending"?

Vegetable

Colorblind.

"All ladies are pink on the inside"

Normal

multifarious
having many varied parts or aspects:
a vast multifarious organization

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us...h/multifarious

Winner.

tony stewart.

for instance, in 2001 he competed in the brickyard 400 at indianapolis in the early afternoon and finished 6th.

then got on a flight to charlotte to race in the coca cola 600, where he placed 3rd.

that beast

How about "behaves like a normal, decent human being and deserves no special term or praise for 'not being a ****ing racist'?"

what the hot **** man

Man you're just ****ing worthless.