Eat 8 caps of psyllium fiber a day and take a stool softener...

yeah that was a shitty side effect. no pun intended.

i just had my first glorious dump this morning.

im ususally very regular.

I've been Warcraft free for a few yrs now
But I promise you if you start up you'll break only for short intervals of emptying your nuts and changing your T-shirt once a week because its taken on the color of the Cheetos you've been eating for dinner.
In no time the months will pass...or yrs..

Go to the Pictures section of CP, examine every picture in every thread. Pay close attention to the Boobs thread LMAO.... Repeat

Get 2 jars of lotion and get Boston Market to deliver some Grubb.

This, 10 caps if necessary.

Seriously no one asked to see the Xrays? Worthless without pics.

Welcome to the world of being immobile. I'm also on oxycodone I'm finally shitting normally but I'm more mobile than I was...be careful though if you really sit for 23 hours you can develop blood clots. I had a PE complication and have to take blood thinners now. So good luck man.
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Will do. Give me an hour or so

Video games. Read a book..series, or two

http://i.imgur.com/QsE9BEr.jpg

LMAO

Fap the time away. Seehowmany times you can fap in a 24 hour period. Make it fun.

A friend of mine picked up a guitar when he broke his leg in high school. Today he has won multiple Grammys....

Or you could fap.