Well...shit. Next time get pics. Do you at least still have the corpse?

They're real, and they're spectacular.

It's based off a Peter Reinhart recipe, I believe. Here's a blog with the details. Easy peasy.

http://www.cooklikeachampionblog.com...amburger-buns/

Some of those aren't even burger-esque, they're a meal stacked on bread.

But then, I wasn't much a 'food touching' kid. Cottage cheese and pork and beans even being in the same vicinity of your plate still makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

I love BBQ and love a good salad, but Famous Dave's plunks the meat in a divot in the middle of your salad and it pisses me off to no end.