WTF, Gordon? Seriously, WT****ing****!?

Seager:

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Waste of oxygen Gordon pops out

Butler\Gordon with RISP less than 1 out...

1 pitch pop up to SS
1 pitch pop up to 3rd base

First and third one out. We get nothing.

So, just got home, opened up the box score to see how the Royals were doing.

Escobeef?

Escobar slam....good thing too because Gordon and Butler are piling up record amounts of suckage

We have 4 runs everybody, I think we won...shit

well who didn't see that coming? We're lucky that's their only HR...

and now you hit a guy.....implosion

JGuts coming unglued

Not able to watch the game because I'm in downtown Chicago today, but I'm not seeing an error when it says Alcides Escobar hit a grand slam, am I?

I mean.. **** yeah!

it will be a 1 run game if not tied by the end of this inning

JGuts taking it straight in the JNuts.

Right now we are looking at a -2 run swing in favor of Seattle...

Runner on 3rd, 1 out, we don't score...
Leadoff HR for Seattle...

And now the Ump is putting ton the squeeze and handing out extra strikes

Way to go, Ump. You rotten mother ****er.