Gotta love the bat drop for a pitch that wasn't exactly crushed. LMAO

You asshats stream is ahead of mine again.

Damnit.

This just in: Royals hit a home run. It is a frightening scene, many women and children are encouraged to leave the city, pack up all your belongings.

Samsh Gordon Smash

Looked like a rather generous call that I haven't seen Vargas get

I can't decide if she's got too much chub on her or not.

Alex telling Hosmer.."see when you keep the bat in your hand you can hit it over the wall"

Its amazing what a dump the SkyDome is now. It used to be such a cool looking stadium now its like the indoor version of the Vet.

How was Aoki a +3.0 war guy last couple of years. I can't even fathom how the guy has averaged about 10 hrs a year until now, and so far he's been a subpar fielder

but but but hes a technician with bunting!!!!!!!

I knew varg would shut these fools out. Stay tuned.

Nice hit Aoki.

He's -0.6 bWAR while Will Smith has been lights out for MIlwaukee at +1.3 bWAR. So we're a net -2 bWAR and counting. Smith has given up 1 earned run in 25 innings so far.


OH! Aoki makes $2m while Smith makes $0.5m and is club-controlled 4 more years. Helluva trade there Dayton.

Hosmer won't hit another HR this season if he doesn't quit swinging so hard

Hosmer is going to blow out his spehncter swinging like that..