So when you'd go in their bathroom there would be a trash can full of shitty wet wipes? I'll bet that smells ****ing great.

Your sphincter probably gets so many flaccid visitors, wiping as a whole (no pun intended) is irrelevant.

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The best gift you can give to your starfish:

You must have shitty pipes. Been using then forever with no problems.

I don't flush them. when the kids were babies and needed baby wipes we had one thos sealable pails that has plastic liner. Ya just shoved the whole diaper miss in and it seal up ya never smelled a thing.

Soap water and a wash cloth been used for years. Its washable you wont die.

As for the reason I said this is I live next to a plumber his business is 70 percent people putting dumb shit down a drain line. He doesn't complain dumb people have made him very wealthy. He says he always informs his clients of things that cause trouble and still he comes back to same clients over and over for same thing. Baby wipes are a main sewer clogger of the main drain line exiting your house. Its a 100 bucks just to show up and depending how far they have to go to push the obstruction thru is even more.

I dont know about you all but I like do lot things with a couple hundred bucks. Watching a plumber auger out shit and ass wipes then ask 200.00 because my stupidity isn't one of them.

I'm only putting this here because it's a poop thread...

I could have framed or bronzed the poop I just had. It was incredible. No work, I'd say anywhere from 12-14 inches long. First wipe took care of everything, second wipe was just for touch-up. Amazing.

Mime was similar size, but first wipe produced nothing. I was proud of my new "child"

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Just for clarification, you mean your real eyes, not your brown eye? 'Cause I don't think I've ever noticed any puffiness there.

I've had a run of shitty poops here lately. I need a clean breaker slump buster.