Ever had a girl queef in your mouth?

Pubes are a turn off

Lick it before you stick it

Girls who are curvy with a little bit a hair are sexy IMO.

Crotch hair scratches your weiner

If she takes a long hot bath and I assist in the washing process, I am willing to go a LITTLE South of the Border but I will NOT dig deep in the Amazon! :D

Guy goes down on a woman and after a short bit of licking he hits a bunch of creamy carrots. He's not sure what the hell is happening but keeps plugging away because he is horny as hell.

After another minute or so of crafty cunnilingus he hits a patch of creamy peas. He is now a little worried but decides to push forward one last time.

Now as he really digs in, he hits a giant patch of creamed corn. So he finally has had enough and asks the woman, "Honey are you sick? I came across some creamed carrots and ignored them, I hit a patch of creamed peas and became worried, but now I hit a lot of creamed corn and think you are sick."

So she replies, "No I am not sick but the last guy who ate me out was!"

Had my first wonderful slice of it in a long time just last night, clean as a whistle with just the softest tinge of musk.

That sweet smell makes me feel like a buck in rut, just a whiff of that and its on...

I've had them all but I do prefer a landing strip look.

You better never get married then. If you do let us know what happens when you tell that to your wife.

I told my girlfriend that if we get married, she better keep it maintained or I'll find another playground to play in.

my wife would be like "That's fine. you have no friends to play with at the play ground anyway because you're an asshole"

This. And then she would grow her bush out of control because she knows I would be full of shit and want it anyway.

I don't care either way. Although I do prefer to see hair than no hair. The hair aspect is only about vanity, not quality. I don't care who it is, I'd rather eat a sasquatch vag that doesn't have an odor than a bald vag that smells like a large mouth bass that has been sitting out in the sun all day. And vice versa. It's all about that smell.

lol