Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 11111423)

Im personally fond of 'The Land Breather'.

Originally Posted by irocdave (Post 11111447)

Yea, probably will but I'm Ok with that. This site is awesome and the people that post here are hilarious. Like any site, there is a thread of truth with most posts and the abuse I'm going to take is worth it.

Originally Posted by irocdave (Post 11111447)

Yea, probably will but I'm Ok with that. This site is awesome and the people that post here are hilarious. Like any site, there is a thread of truth with most posts and the abuse I'm going to take is worth it.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11111450)

ROFL


Dontari "The Hippo" Poe.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content...ontari-poe.jpg

http://www.redorbit.com/media/uploads/2012/10/hippo.jpg

Originally Posted by irocdave (Post 11111383)

Wow. Not sure if I should try and answer your obvious reverse troll questions or just troll you. We Hawk fans didn't officially name Lynch's running style "beast mode", he did. Yea, it seems childish until you watch him run. He doesn't go down when hit or when a couple of 300+ pound lineman pile on his back. He keeps moving forward and stays upright until the O line can push the pile another 2 - 10 yards. Lynch also has a propensity to run over D lineman, linebackers, stiff arm D backs to the ground etc. Beastquake was legit. He ran over several Aints players and the fan reaction caused seismometer readings in the sludge under the HAwks stadium to register and earthquake. Ergo "beastquake".

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11111449)

Seahawks are called that because they are hawks; which are birds that live around coastal areas. You'd know that if you studied ornithology. The Pacific Ocean is a sea. It is a very large body of water. You can google maps of the world if you want to know more.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11111396)

Truncated Cuboctahedron is a ****ing sick nickname. That's what we should start calling Houston.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11111449)

Seahawks are called that because they are hawks; which are birds that live around coastal areas. You'd know that if you studied ornithology. The Pacific Ocean is a sea. It is a very large body of water. You can google maps of the world if you want to know more.

Originally Posted by Mav (Post 11111454)

Its uncanny!

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11111458)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait waitwaitwait WAIT.

The Seahawks is a FOOTBALL team of HUMANS that just CALL themselves birds?

OMG THEY NEED A THEME SONG

Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
The eagle's born out of thunder
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
He flies through the night
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Don't you mess with his eggs now
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Or you'll see him fight
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Yes, we have feathers
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
But the muscles of men
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
'Cause we're Birds of War, now
But we're also men!
Birds of War!

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11111401)

Name for Dontari Poe:

Mother****ing Coelacanth!

http://images.nationalgeographic.com...20_600x450.jpg

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11111466)

Birds can't stomp.


I don't know if Bird-Men hybrids can though.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11111458)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait waitwaitwait WAIT.

The Seahawks is a FOOTBALL team of HUMANS that just CALL themselves birds?

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11111470)

I'm fairly certain they dress up as birds when they get home and **** their wives. Something about thicker shells on their eggs if they glue feathers to themselves and flap their wings while doing doggy-style.