Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11180065)

Okay. But, I would posit that one who claims another is a douche and doesn't actually know the definition of the word is, in fact, actually a douche. Metaphorically, of course.

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 11180022)

KC native

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11180032)

These are both correct.

I'd throw in the Alex ball washers too.

Oh and BIG DADDY

And my dear ole departed buddy the one and only bitch-titted Frazbob.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11179869)

Like TimBone's thread, except we're finding the biggest DOUCHE'S instead of homers.

Discuss.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11180100)

You literally are a douche.

You can hold a bunch of hot water/vinegar in your mouth and use the gaps in your terrible british teeth to expel it under pressure thus becoming a human douche.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11180400)

I could make a Mexican leaf blower joke along the same lines, but decorum forbids it.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11180406)

That's never stopped you before.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11179898)

I'm the orange juouche.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11180409)

Nor did it just now...

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11180415)

Yea, but you didn't quite make the joke. You half-assed it and it wasn't funny.