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A random Luv "advice needed" thread (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290441)

Ming the Merciless

02-05-2015 09:59 PM

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Lonewolf Ed

02-05-2015 10:01 PM

Seeing how V-Day is the bane of my existence and if I don't do anything stupid this year, I will have gone 14 years running without feeling like an utter fool, so I have nothing to offer in the way of advice, Luv.

Rain Man

02-05-2015 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11312976)

DRU is going to flip out if he reads that.

Uh oh. Does he work for Hallmark or something?

Why Not?

02-05-2015 10:04 PM

A lot of blowjob suggestions and one to dip a vag in paint and sign a card with it

And people thought this place was slipping....

Brock

02-05-2015 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312972)

I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

Nope. Spend no money. Isn't the pleasure of your company enough?

Hammock Parties

02-05-2015 10:04 PM

BTW, on the love thing:

Wait for him to say it. Guys don't really care about hearing it from a girl this early in the relationship. As long as he is hitting that shit on the reg, he really does not care if you say it.

You want to wait for him to get emotionally attached to you and thinking long-term and then he will say it. Hopefully then you want to say it back, because that's when he needs to hear it.

booger

02-05-2015 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 11312971)

Well you managed to say something creepier than Simply Red. Congratulations.

It's a test. If he agrees and goes along with she knows she better dump him

Psyko Tek

02-05-2015 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11312936)

YES! TY It's hilarious - NEVER ****ing date one - trust me it's awful.

WTF is this douche nozzle?

facial hair does not make you a man
and you tube vids do not make you an authority on shit
bet this guy has had more wedgies than i have birthdays,
and I am 50
losers, gonna be losers

luv	02-05-2015 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11312974)

Just make him a card. Draw a pretty flower on it. By draw a flower I mean dip your lady part in paint and stamp it.

Give me 5 facts about he guy and I will compose you a personalized poem to copy on the inside.

Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

Gonzo

02-05-2015 10:07 PM

Co-sign a car loan for him?

I'm sorry.. Couldn't help it.
Congrats on that. Some advice? Let him say it first. If dudes feel pressured they'll bail.

Saccopoo

02-05-2015 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11312891)

Anal.

/thread

luv	02-05-2015 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312991)

Actually, that's already the plan.

Iowanian

02-05-2015 10:08 PM

I got this.

luv	02-05-2015 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11312999)

Co-sign a car loan for him?

I'm sorry.. Couldn't help it.
Congrats on that. Some advice? Let him say it first. If dudes feel pressured they'll bail.

I'm able to laugh about that now, so we're good. :)

Bugeater

02-05-2015 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312972)

I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

Just get him a card and spend some time with him. Go frolic in a park or something.

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