If she's out of your league, my gift to the dating challenged

Roses are red
There is wine on the shelf
I'll be thinking of you
while I pleasure myself

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Let me help the date thread folks some more with new material to use


Do you wanna come over
And watch Netflix while I pout
I'll squirt on your back really quick
And you can let yourself out.

Yes

Netflix and chillax