Name her "snarky little bitch", because that is what she will become once she goes from kitten to cat

Coyote Snack #1
Coyote Snack #2
Coyote Snack #3

Wait until you do know, it will mean more.

We usually go film or literary references. Our two boys are Riggs and Murtaugh. Girl is Marnie (she's obese, though, so I usually call her Chunk and tell her to do the truffle shuffle).

Taco Meat, Coyote Food and Roadkill.

Doesn't matter what you name them. Thanks for giving them a good home.

Wonton
General Tso
GongBao

Q

Research shows that they're more likely to get job interviews as adults if they have names that are "traditionally white".

Susan
William
Ted

My cat Shaniqua is a freakin freeloader. Go figure

The pussification of America continues.

Needle, Syringe and Dirtnap

Goodness.

Shovel-Ready. Classic. I know how you feel.

Drugs has always been a house cat. We had 2 other barn cats for years, one much older. The old cat died (she intentionally froze herself to death) so we brought the younger one up to the house. BBBBAAADDDDD move. Both were female. We couldn't figure out who was spraying, but MAN CAT PISS STINKS. Luckily, almost all your rooms are tile/hard wood.

I was shovel-ready, shotgun-ready, sledgehammer-ready. This spring we got twin pupps, shepard/ husky mix boy and girl. (I came here then to get name ideas as well..Bonnie and Clyde). Bonnie is super friendly but plays rough. The barn cat was getting old and she died. We think Bonnie was playing to hard and gave her a heart attack??

But no more cat piss in the house.

Well, this is a good point. But good luck getting a cat to take a straight day job.