I think you are supposing quite a bit there, and I admire your quoting abilities.
Right now, Herrera and Davis would look pretty damn good.

And also, I said lacka whatever, because they aren't getting paid, not anything to do with Davis....

Whit bomb!

They see us rolling!

They hatin'!!!

Those keeping score at home....Jorge has homered in each of the past 4 games.

Hahahaaa! Add a 2-run Moose donger!

MOOSE DONG!!

Can we give Moose a $200 million contract? He's worth more than anything you'd get in return for 3 months of him.

Wow, this game really turned

The new Bronx Bombers. ROFL

Hitting bombs in this shit park.

That might be a little high, but Moose is the only one of them I really want them to keep.

These aren't your 2 year old grandson's Royals.

Nice homer Moose!!

ROFL